Grapefruit Diary

[MuscularWarrier]

Hi bros,

Recently their was someone who posted about the benefis of Grapefrut juice and all so I decided to give it a try and this is mine diary of how it went.

For there record I am an all natural bodybuilder who doesnt not use ROIDS and my main supplement is Myoplex.

I started the Juice on Satrday Am when my weight was 156lbs exactly.

When I ended the Juice yesterday my weight was a freaky 161lbs.

Thats nearly 5 of SOLID muscle in one cycle! WOW

I'm stayin' on the Juice man, and I'll will let you know how it go's.

Diary:

Sat AM: 1xPint Graperfrut Juice, 1 glass Myiplex. 12 Sets Leg Extentions, 6 Sets Leg Presses. 6 Sets Biceps Curls, 12 Sets Chins, 6 sets Bent over rowsing.

Sun AM 2xPint Grapefrut Juice. , 1 glass Myiplex, 4 Sets Flyes, 12 Sets Bench Pressed, 6 Set Pec Dec. 5 Sets Laterla Flyes, 12 sets

Mon AM r/r - 2xPint Grapefrut Juice. , 1 glass Myiplex,

Tue AM r/r - 2xPint Grapefrut Juice. , 1 glass Myiplex,

Wed AM: 1xPint Graperfrut Juice., 1 glass Myiplex 12 Sets Leg Extentions, 6 Sets Leg Presses. 6 Sets Biceps Curls, 12 Sets Chins, 6 sets Bent over rowsing.

Thu AM 2xPint Grapefrut Juice., 1 glass Myiplex 4 Sets Flyes, 12 Sets Bench Pressed, 6 Set Pec Dec. 5 Sets Laterla Flyes, 12 sets

Fri AM r/r 2xPint Grapefrut Juice. , 1 glass Myiplex,

 

[liquidmuscle]

rotflmao.....juice only helps you digest orals better, AAS orals not myoplex...its all in yer head bro...

 

[MuscularWarrier]

iceman,

No - there was a post on here a couple weeks ago on the benefis of grapefrut juice. Heres is the links:

http://boards.elitefitness.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=155276

I'd would try it out if I were you mans - Grapfrut juice is cheap and toatally legal (unlike ROIDS) and the gains is excellent.

Muscular Warrior

Bro, I think you got this Juicin thing all wrong!


LOL!

 

[liquidmuscle]

if grapejuice worked like AAS dont you think we would be slammin juice instead of drinking protein every 2 hrs!

 

[Doktor Bollix]

That's awesome. What size needle did you use?

 

[riskybizz007]

You added 5 pounds of muscle from drinking Grapefruit juice? I think you just gained a little weight from the extra calories in the juice buddy.

 

[JibbyJabba]

OK...this has gone too far. This definitely has to be a joke at this point...someone come clean...who is this?

If this is not a joke I am going to take my atheist ass and pray for the youth of tomorrow.

 

[argent]

You added 5 pounds of muscle from drinking Grapefruit juice? I think you just gained a little weight from the extra calories in the juice buddy.

I agree. That stuff could happen if he's eating like an Etheopian normally, which I presume he is.

 

[JibbyJabba]

iceman,

No - there was a post on here a couple weeks ago on the benefis of grapefrut juice. Heres is the links:

http://boards.elitefitness.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=155276

I'd would try it out if I were you mans - Grapfrut juice is cheap and toatally legal (unlike ROIDS) and the gains is excellent.

Muscular Warrior

OK... I take that back... I think this little ass might actually be on to something. I did a search on Naringin (the substnace that supposedly helps facilitate the livers use of certain substances) and I Am starting to think that MW is right about its benefit when on Myoplex...well, you all read for yourself and tell me what you think:

http://www.boydstein.com/healing/naringin.html

 

[MuscularWarrier]

Thanks to Jibby Jabby for admiting that he made a mistake in his previous post. No one has to except what I'm am saying as gospel - just use the links that me and Jibby Jabby has provided.

Grapefrut juice isn't has good as some ROIDS (e.g. D-Bol/Test/Fina) but its definatley usefull in packing on the freaky mass that we are all after. If after all you're are only going for that buffed and toned look then I wouldnt bother with it.

Muscular Warrior

 

[JibbyJabba]

Thanks to Jibby Jabby for admiting that he made a mistake in his previous post. No one has to except what I'm am saying as gospel - just use the links that me and Jibby Jabby has provided.

Grapefrut juice isn't has good as some ROIDS (e.g. D-Bol/Test/Fina) but its definatley usefull in packing on the freaky mass that we are all after. If after all you're are only going for that buffed and toned look then I wouldnt bother with it.

Muscular Warrior

simply stunning...

 

[Doktor Bollix]

Grapefrut juice isn't has good as some ROIDS (e.g. D-Bol/Test/Fina) but its definatley usefull in packing on the freaky mass that we are all after. If after all you're are only going for that buffed and toned look then I wouldnt bother with it.

Muscular Warrior

I'm glad you brought that up. A guy I know stacked grapefruit juice and bulls testicles and swelled up out of all recogition. He was only going for a buffed and toned look too.

 

[The Almighty]

Oh lord, please stop posting.

 

[Terd]

You ball lickers don't know shit. I'm in week 5 of a Cherry Kool-Aid cycle. Strength and mass are through the roof. How many times have you busted through the walls in your gym?

I am the Terd, try me......................... and you'll smell like shit

 

[Hugh Gellatts]

"I am just coming off of an orange juice cycle, and let me tell you, I fucking blew the fuck up. I weighed 180 when I started, and now I am a ripped 265 pounds! That stuff is hardcore!

Look out Ronnie Coleman, I am going to take the Mr O this year!!! "



you and Ronnie can pound your Orangerz....I'm sticking to the Appelz so i can look like Ray and Levrone.

 

[JibbyJabba]

Oh lord, please stop posting.

I am almost 100% convinced that MuscularAssPirate is actually a vet just playing a joke... if not, and he thinks my Nambla link actually substaniated the use of Grapefruit juice as a means of "packing on the freaky mass" he may be the dumbest motherfucker in the history of this board.

 

[The Almighty]

he may be the dumbest motherfucker in the history of this board.

I may have to go with this one. If you check his profile, he put his occupation as "Studant."

 

[JibbyJabba]

I may have to go with this one. If you check his profile, he put his occupation as "Studant."

HAHAHAHAHAHA... what a dumbass.

 

[IronMonkey69]

Bro's just finished my Prune Juice cutting cycle

Prunenanthate 500ml (my source says this is pure Concentrate)
Myoplex 10000mg
Chlomydia...so i dont not have tiny nuts
X-lax .5mg to help with bloat

I am totally ripped and regular as hell..thanx to you Testicular Warmier

 

[SOLID]

ok now I'm totaly confused on which juice to buy- I hear grapefurit, orange, cherry kool-aid, prune, apple? Which one is it guys? Will someone please post there results on the juice the've been taking- before and after pictures? I just want to know the juice I get is legit- you know? Where is the cheapest place to buy juice?

Muscle Warrior...do you think the juice would be best taken postworkout- with ala? Should I stack it with femara and Liquidex just in case of any aromatisation? Have you gotten any sides- hairloss, puffy nips, acne, raisen nuts?









I can't believe I just wasted my time posting that- Fuck.



SOLID

 

[Spartacus]

Bro's just finished my Prune Juice cutting cycle

Prunenanthate 500ml (my source says this is pure Concentrate)
Myoplex 10000mg
Chlomydia...so i dont not have tiny nuts
X-lax .5mg to help with bloat

I am totally ripped and regular as hell..thanx to you Testicular Warmier

...did you use liquidx-lax or arimidex-lax?

 

[Nathan]

MW - do you poke your turds with a stick to double check that they aren't moving before you flush?

 

[dumbell150]

Listen up chumps, my grandma owns a Grapefruit farm in alaska!. My parents send me their every winter to go moose hunting. Meanwhile, while they think im hunting im actually downing large amounts of frozen grapfruits that have stored away for the summer sell off...I ussually come home 80-90 pounds heavier!...Geeze fella's i cant wait till next summer i sneaking down a microwave this time so i can thaw out the frozen grapefruits, i hate when mu upper lip gets stcuk to the frozen skins...ewww...

 

[Silverback316]

Muscular Warrior please shoot yourself immediately!

 

[IronMonkey69]

MW - do you poke your turds with a stick to double check that they aren't moving before you flush?

I think he dresses them up like little action figures and practices his Kung-Poo fighting with them.

 

[HighIntensity]

hes adding ala

 

[Stumpy (The Fucking dumbass Piece of Shit!)]

Hi bros,

Recently their was someone who posted about the benefis of Grapefrut juice and all so I decided to give it a try and this is mine diary of how it went.

For there record I am an all natural bodybuilder who doesnt not use ROIDS and my main supplement is Myoplex.

I started the Juice on Satrday Am when my weight was 156lbs exactly.

When I ended the Juice yesterday my weight was a freaky 161lbs.

Thats nearly 5 of SOLID muscle in one cycle! WOW

I'm stayin' on the Juice man, and I'll will let you know how it go's.

Diary:

Sat AM: 1xPint Graperfrut Juice, 1 glass Myiplex. 12 Sets Leg Extentions, 6 Sets Leg Presses. 6 Sets Biceps Curls, 12 Sets Chins, 6 sets Bent over rowsing.

Sun AM 2xPint Grapefrut Juice. , 1 glass Myiplex, 4 Sets Flyes, 12 Sets Bench Pressed, 6 Set Pec Dec. 5 Sets Laterla Flyes, 12 sets

Mon AM r/r - 2xPint Grapefrut Juice. , 1 glass Myiplex,

Tue AM r/r - 2xPint Grapefrut Juice. , 1 glass Myiplex,

Wed AM: 1xPint Graperfrut Juice., 1 glass Myiplex 12 Sets Leg Extentions, 6 Sets Leg Presses. 6 Sets Biceps Curls, 12 Sets Chins, 6 sets Bent over rowsing.

Thu AM 2xPint Grapefrut Juice., 1 glass Myiplex 4 Sets Flyes, 12 Sets Bench Pressed, 6 Set Pec Dec. 5 Sets Laterla Flyes, 12 sets

Fri AM r/r 2xPint Grapefrut Juice. , 1 glass Myiplex,

Try adding 100 grams of potassium cyanide to your "Myiplex" shakes. Good luck.

 

[clusterfoxtrot]

I just started Celexa, an SSRI antidepressant. One of the drug interaction advisories is for Grapefruit Juice! GJ is also an old junkie trick as it slows down the breakdown of opiods by the liver. I don't know if it works with supplements versus oral AS, but it definitely is counterindicated with other drugs as well.

 

[Canuck4]

You ball lickers don't know shit. I'm in week 5 of a Cherry Kool-Aid cycle. Strength and mass are through the roof. How many times have you busted through the walls in your gym?

I am the Terd, try me......................... and you'll smell like shit

Bwhahahaha
Lol

 

[Dantes]

Why do I find this guy funny?

 

[vizion3]

I just tryed this new shit, water. I take 8 glasses a day or more. I have gained 14lbs in 3days, and can pick up a ford f350. I can't wait to finish this cycle.

 

[Hacker]

ok now I'm totaly confused on which juice to buy- I hear grapefurit, orange, cherry kool-aid, prune, apple? Which one is it guys? Will someone please post there results on the juice the've been taking- before and after pictures? I just want to know the juice I get is legit- you know? Where is the cheapest place to buy juice?

Muscle Warrior...do you think the juice would be best taken postworkout- with ala? Should I stack it with femara and Liquidex just in case of any aromatisation? Have you gotten any sides- hairloss, puffy nips, acne, raisen nuts?









I can't believe I just wasted my time posting that- Fuck.



SOLID

Dude, quit asking for sources. Fucken newbies don't know the rules!

 

[macDbol]

grapfruits themselves are legal,,crushing them and extracting the juice from them isnt...so be careful

 

[StRoNg_WoN]

I am almost 100% convinced that MuscularAssPirate is actually a vet just playing a joke... if not, and he thinks my Nambla link actually substaniated the use of Grapefruit juice as a means of "packing on the freaky mass" he may be the dumbest motherfucker in the history of this board.

I dunno man... I think Anal Aaron took the cake... does anyone remember him from years back... Eeeesh!

 

[spongey]

I just want to bump this thread in support of this mans genius. I pissed all over myself reading it.

 

[DepressiveJuice]

I am almost 100% convinced that MuscularAssPirate is actually a vet just playing a joke... if not, and he thinks my Nambla link actually substaniated the use of Grapefruit juice as a means of "packing on the freaky mass" he may be the dumbest motherfucker in the history of this board.

ok i guess no one else remembers this turd. he comes into the anabolic board posting stupid shit like this, claiming how idiotic we are for using gear when he is in such good shape naturally. if anyone deserves to be banned its this jackass...at least ban him from coming into the anabolic board

 

[Canuck4]

I cant believe this thread came back up.
I needed a good laugh

 

[chanmanfoo]

can someone possibbly suggest a good first time grapefruit juice cycle. shoot me a pm if you want to keep it off the boards.
foo

 

[asner]

I just finished my first Grapefruit cycle!

Gained 30 pounds of solid muscle!

Great idea!

impressive gains iceman! i tried a Grapefruit & Orange cycle myself but it turns out all of my citrus was counterfeit, so I didn't see any gains...damn fruit scammers!

 

[cccp]

Bro's just finished my Prune Juice cutting cycle

Prunenanthate 500ml (my source says this is pure Concentrate)
Myoplex 10000mg
Chlomydia...so i dont not have tiny nuts
X-lax .5mg to help with bloat

I am totally ripped and regular as hell..thanx to you Testicular Warmier

OMG!! That is so fucking funny!!

 

[JibbyJabba]

ok i guess no one else remembers this turd. he comes into the anabolic board posting stupid shit like this, claiming how idiotic we are for using gear when he is in such good shape naturally. if anyone deserves to be banned its this jackass...at least ban him from coming into the anabolic board

Why did you just quote me regarding MuscularWarrier - I was one of his opponents...

 

[11/2in22g5ccfilled]

dude you guys got to try stacking tomato juice and pineapple juice, mass gains through the roof, and 2 weeks on 2 weeks off
prune juice, shredded ass mofo!!

 

[JazzK]

dude you guys got to try stacking tomato juice and pineapple juice, mass gains through the roof, and 2 weeks on 2 weeks off
prune juice, shredded ass mofo!!

You idiot don't you know you can't stack tomato juice and pineapple juice, they compete for the same receptor sites..

ps. always follow up a hardcore fruit juice cycle with 3-4 weeks of raw plantain, will bring your system back to normal without a doubt.

 

[JibbyJabba]

Is anyone still juicing these days?

LMFAO!!!!

fuck yeah... long live MW!!

 

[Dragon14]

Phucking newbs. For one thing, you haven't been training long enough to warrant a grapefruit cycle. Why don't you hit the weights and improve on your diet first. If you are going to start the juice despite all of our advice, I recommend the following juice cycle for a beginner:

wks 1-4: 1/2 pint grapefruit, 6oz lime juice ed
wks 5-8: 1 pint grapefruit
wk 9: 1/2 pint grapefruit, 1/2 pint carrot juice
wk 10: 1 pint carrot juice, 2 tablespoons lemon juice ed

For post cycle recovery, keep taking the lemon juice for at least another 3 weeks. If your blood test shows your levels stable, you can quit the lemon.

Notes: keep tomato on hand for any signs of gyno; if you can get your hands on lemon juice you can substitute lime (but double the doses).

 

[sk*]

Nelson what are your thoughts on this cycle?

I would be interested too!

-sk

 

[lartinos]

God-Damn juicehead

 

[paul allen]

OH.......

















MY.......


















GOD!!!!!



I was just searching for info on GFJ, I had no idea it'd get me in stitches.

Just putting this back to the top for the newbies!

 

[argent]

holy old thread batman

 

[Nighthawkk]

this was good for laugh....

 

[trinidad]

Yeah but how many do you think will laugh at this but secretly try it?

 

[ColdCut]

Bro's just finished my Prune Juice cutting cycle

Prunenanthate 500ml (my source says this is pure Concentrate)
......
I am totally ripped and regular as hell..thanx to you Testicular Warmier

ROFLMAO