God Is Black AND From Ethiopia

[heavy_duty]

The Psalms
87​

The Privileges of Dwelling in Zion
A Psalm or Song for the sons of Korah.


1 His foundation is in the holy mountains.

2 The LORD loveth the gates of Zion more than all the dwellings of Jacob.

3 Glorious things are spoken of thee,
O city of God.
Selah.


4 I will make mention of Rahab and Babylon to them that know me:
behold Philis'ti-a, and Tyre, with Ethiopia;
this man was born there.


5 And of Zion it shall be said,
This and that man was born in her:
and the Highest himself shall establish her.


6 The LORD shall count, when he writeth up the people,
that this man was born there.
Selah.


7 As well the singers as the players on instruments shall be there:
all my springs are in thee.




Published by The American Bible Society​

 

[calveless wonder]

com-plex

as in you have one, not as in complicated

 

[myway]

WHY does it really matter? If you believe in God enough to pay attention to the whole point then would it really matter where God was from?

 

[ceo]

The Psalms
87​

The Privileges of Dwelling in Zion
A Psalm or Song for the sons of Korah.


1 His foundation is in the holy mountains.

2 The LORD loveth the gates of Zion more than all the dwellings of Jacob.

3 Glorious things are spoken of thee,
O city of God.
Selah.


4 I will make mention of Rahab and Babylon to them that know me:
behold Philis'ti-a, and Tyre, with Ethiopia;
this man was born there.


5 And of Zion it shall be said,
This and that man was born in her:
and the Highest himself shall establish her.


6 The LORD shall count, when he writeth up the people,
that this man was born there.
Selah.


7 As well the singers as the players on instruments shall be there:
all my springs are in thee.




Published by The American Bible Society​

who gave birth to God?

 

[myway]

who gave birth to God?

Lol, maybe he was created by a big boom.

 

[justinjones1963]

No big deal...

god is dog spelled backwards...and I am an atheist.

 

[eddymerckx]

if god is from ethiopia i bet he is really skinny but with the bloated-I-have-not -eaten-in-month stomach look.

 

[ceo]

No big deal...

god is dog spelled backwards...and I am an atheist.

HD believes in god. He also believes he is black and human, and was born thousands of years ago and is still alive.

What religion teaches this HD? Just curious.

 

[heavy_duty]

bump

 

[BIGBUCK$]

go fuck your mother

 

[Powerbuilder333]

I don't believe God is of this world.
I am open to the possibility that Jesus might be darker of skin than traditionally believed. If so, so what? Doesn't change my Christian beliefs.

 

[heatherrae]

WHY does it really matter? If you believe in God enough to pay attention to the whole point then would it really matter where God was from?

I heard he was from Grassy Creek, Kentucky.

 

[justinjones1963]

I really think it is hilarious when people argue the RACE of god. WTF. God created the goddamn UNIVERSE. I highly doubt he was some black dude in Africa, or some Chinese guy slinging bamboo in China. People are damn insecure when it comes to their racial identity. Fuck Africa, China and.......Moldova.

The important thing is that god created Heatherrae's breasts and those two puppies are more important, and valuable, to this planet than every lost soul running in the jungles of Africa.

Let's ask us all the question: if god wiped out all of Africa, or Heatherrae, who would we here at EF miss the most? The issue of whether god came from Africa then becomes moot but we do not even care about Africa, only Heatherrae.

 

[Dial_tone]

I always thought he was from Compton.

 

[Smurfy]

I always thought he was from Compton.

yep. pretty sure i heard that in a rap song

 

[justinjones1963]

I checked google (and we all know google has more knowledge than god) and it didn't come up with any results that god is from Compton.

God does have a day care center in Compton though. He may be training little angels there to take over the country

http://www.privateschoolreview.com/school_ov/school_id/2244

 

[jnevin]

Cool. Now we just need to figure out the race of the tooth fairy, easter bunny, santa, and the great pumpkin and we'll be set.

 

[needtogetaas]

go fuck your mother

So let it be written.

 

[heavy_duty]

very well said.

I really think it is hilarious when people argue the RACE of god. WTF. God created the goddamn UNIVERSE. I highly doubt he was some black dude in Africa, or some Chinese guy slinging bamboo in China. People are damn insecure when it comes to their racial identity. Fuck Africa, China and.......Moldova.

The important thing is that god created Heatherrae's breasts and those two puppies are more important, and valuable, to this planet than every lost soul running in the jungles of Africa.

Let's ask us all the question: if god wiped out all of Africa, or Heatherrae, who would we here at EF miss the most? The issue of whether god came from Africa then becomes moot but we do not even care about Africa, only Heatherrae.

 

[heatherrae]

I really think it is hilarious when people argue the RACE of god. WTF. God created the goddamn UNIVERSE. I highly doubt he was some black dude in Africa, or some Chinese guy slinging bamboo in China. People are damn insecure when it comes to their racial identity. Fuck Africa, China and.......Moldova.

The important thing is that god created Heatherrae's breasts and those two puppies are more important, and valuable, to this planet than every lost soul running in the jungles of Africa.

Let's ask us all the question: if god wiped out all of Africa, or Heatherrae, who would we here at EF miss the most? The issue of whether god came from Africa then becomes moot but we do not even care about Africa, only Heatherrae.

Wow! Thanks!




I feel all warm and fuzzy now.

 

[heavy_duty]

ps. Jesus is black too BTW-FYI

 

[jnevin]

So let it be written.

So let it be done.

 

[eddymerckx]

ps. Jesus is black too BTW-FYI

was black, about 2k years ago.

 

[mountain muscle]

He is translucent, that's why no one can see him.

 

[eddymerckx]

He is translucent, that's why no one can see him.

lol--i must be too--that's women act like i am not even there

 

[Stefka]

Haile Selassie?

 

[eddymerckx]

Haile Selassie?

ahh, now we know what he did when he rested on the 7th day mon