Friend Wiped his mouth off with my Spankerchief.

[Paulos]

so wait, your mom walks in with porno on your computer a month or so ago, and then some dude wipes his mouth on something you jizzed on? lol

Maybe you should keep people out of your room.

Actually what I really need to do is get my own damn Apartment, but I live in the Bay Area and everything here is mad expensive.

That or I could throw anything that has my semen on it in the dirty clothes basket.

 

[Advaik]

That or I could throw anything that has my semen on it in the dirty clothes basket.

The thought of that makes me shiver. That is nasty bro, all those little guys will get all over your towels. Then you'll wipe your face with the towels and get your dead little guys all over your face. Yuck, why don't you just use a tissue then flush it?

 

[Paulos]

The thought of that makes me shiver. That is nasty bro, all those little guys will get all over your towels. Then you'll wipe your face with the towels and get your dead little guys all over your face. Yuck, why don't you just use a tissue then flush it?

Dude I don't use dirty stuff off of the floor for anything, I eventually would have tossed it in the hamper next time I straightened my room up. It would have been washed before I used it for anything else.

The towel you showered with yesterday probably touched your balls and ass, and sometime down the road that same towel will probably come in contact with your face, would that bother you also?

 

[rnch]

Holy shit dude...i'm dying here!

Ask your bud what your love gunk tastes like.

you don't think he LIKED it, do you?

 

[TC2]

"What the hell, why is this towel all crispy?".

God damn, that was the funniest shit I've heard in a long time.

I can just picture this guy wiping his mouth and it scraping across his mouth, and then realizing what it was.

 

[Paulos]

you don't think he LIKED it, do you?

I hope not.

 

[strider364]

That is some funny shit.

 

[Citruscide]

Now that's what I call a "sticky" situation...

C

 

[goldenone]

Spankerchief

 

[strider364]

Now that's what I call a "sticky" situation...

C

extra crispy also