Fake booty calls piss me off...

[Deleted member 33117]

Don't you hate it when you are laying down to go to sleep at 1:15 or so and you get a booty call out of no where, the chick is saying her and her friend need some ass... you are tired but tell them, they can come over it they want and act like you would care less either way and she says says she will be there shortly.

So you lay awake for over an hour and its a no show. Happened to me last night. Why is it that only around 50% of booty calls ever show?

 

[liftshard]

uh...cuz women are flakes?

 

[black diamond]

That must suck.

 

[gab9681]

Well, I guess I would rather have that then be in my situation. I am married and I keep getting booty calls. My wife loves it. Yeah......

 

[GodOfThunder]

Man I don't get any booty calls. Because of my low self esteem, I see this as a blow to my manhood. Damn BBF making us all insecure bastards!!

 

[dirty~d~]

Try being a woman and getting a fake BC. I have to get up out of bed, shave my legs and whatever else needs to be hairless at that time, do SOMETHING with my hair so I don't scare the poor guy... all of that just so I can lay in bed by myself, again. That is why my phone is now always turned off once I'm in bed. If you want a booty call you have to come over and wake my ass up.

 

[coverguy]

Try being a woman and getting a fake BC. I have to get up out of bed, shave my legs and whatever else needs to be hairless at that time, do SOMETHING with my hair so I don't scare the poor guy... all of that just so I can lay in bed by myself, again. That is why my phone is now always turned off once I'm in bed. If you want a booty call you have to come over and wake my ass up.

i can deal with that. i'll make sure to come over in the middle of the night and knock on your door. just don't make me wait outside while you do the whole shaving and hair fixing thing!!!

 

[*MissFit*]

They don't wanna admit they are being sluts.. Feel bad and change thier minds

 

[Robert Jan]

Bah

 

[JMD]

They don't wanna admit they are being sluts.. Feel bad and change thier minds

As prettylittlepest said women usually have way more of a conscience than men, think twice about it and change thier minds.