Extremly Horny!!

[the_jarhead]

the point was for someone to give me a magical soultion..

My dear you simply need a good hard fuck. My wife is the same way and she says her little BOB only makes it worse sometimes. Last night by the time I got home from work she jumped me as soon as I walked in the door. We ended up doing it right there against the wall by the front door.

 

[The Ranger]

Only one cure known to man....Contact Lil K and see about one of her *special* towels....DEFINATELY relieves pressure....Heh heh heh

Ranger

 

[sniper007]

I'm sorry to hear of your problem frisco, and I've seen it a few other times. There is a magical solution, and I'm willing to share it with you. You need to be locked up in a room with sniper for 24hrs straight, you will experience mind blowing orgasms the entire time, no time for sleep. If we do this once a month, you will find yourself thinking only about sex with sniper, and will take a month to recover from his treatment.

 

[notoriousQQ]

Interesting input. Unfortunately I believe that I also suffer from a case of this, which has earned me the nickname from my friends of "booty first". Because, I absolutely always have sex on the mind. I think about booty first. And, I don't like to hang with the boys as much as I used to, I like to hang with my girl. Booty first once again. If I'm out at the club, got to be looking for some ladies to talk to. Booty first. It really applies to everything. I'm going to the grocery store, got sex on my mind. Sitting at work, got sex on the mind. Having sex, always wanting to push the envelope and threshold of whoever I'm with to find their comfort level and then take them slightly past that. Booty first. It actually does interfere with some of my normal daily function, I need to go to the doctor to see if there is any cure.

Shit, the other night my girlfriend had rolled out one of those little Italian Pilsbury loaves of bread from the "pop open" cannisters. I was standing there looking at this loaf of bread and started laughing cause it reminded me of the pilsbury doughboys dick. Anything and everything in this world has sexual undertones, I manage to find them everywhere. It is kind of fun though.

Best of luck to you with your "problem" frisco.

 

[gsxr1000]

Well, if you're not getting any ass, of course you're gonna be horny...........I feel for you knowing that your city is a haven for homosexuals.................it must be hard to find a good man...................but a hard man is good to find.

 

[machaveli]

u need one man to satisfy you. a strong man, about 5'10, 180 pounds, italian, who lives in sunny florida. he's willing to make house calls for all you who need to taken control of!!!! send me a Pm and we'll arrange something.

 

[goliath.jr]

man...................but a hard man is good to find.

I have a cock-ring that said that same thing on the package.

 

[WIDELAT]

MAGICAL ANSWER W-I-D-E-L-A-T

 

[Friscochick]

Hey i guess im not the only one then guys! Thanks for so much input did i ever tell you guys that I WUV U???

WIDELAT- well then??? where ya at !

Dial- We are friends!

Jar- very cute! I like your wife already!

 

[manny78]

Ok for all of you sex crazed fans! Why am i ALWAYS horny?? It get's a little annoying after awhile, at the supermarket, horny.. making dinner, horny! going to bed.. horny, taking a shower horny.. working out, horny and still can lift weights! LOL

I am totally clean, dont take nada, and am always horny! NOW for the hard part, I CAN go out and fullfill my desire's with just about anyone, BUT will not.. because i like to LIVE. So... me and my purple friend have a VERY CLOSE relationship.. Why do you think this is guys, girls?? Some imput?

It's called "hormones". If it's really a problem then an endocrinologist might be the answer.