ever met someone so gross you couldn't have sex with them after taking them home?

[AAP]

Assuming you didn't reach that conclusion prior to arriving at the house?

years ago I brought someone back that had a herniated bellybutton that stuck out further than his dick. I mean that fucker was HYUGE. Jutted out with a slight curve to the left. Looked like an umbicil cord.

I sent him on his way. I told him "dude you need to warn people about this shit before you leave the bar with them. otherwise you gonna pull this shit with someone that whups your ass over it."

 

[PICK3]

Nope ... If I took them home, I fucked them.

 

[AAP]

Nope ... If I took them home, I fucked them.

Well hell, beggars can't be choosers.

 

[PICK3]

Well hell, beggars can't be choosers.

wtf???

 

[Jimsbbc]

bend them over the couch routine. Works every time.

 

[Mr. dB]

Assuming you didn't reach that conclusion prior to arriving at the house?

years ago I brought someone back that had a herniated bellybutton that stuck out further than his dick. I mean that fucker was HYUGE. Jutted out with a slight curve to the left. Looked like an umbicil cord.

I sent him on his way. I told him "dude you need to warn people about this shit before you leave the bar with them. otherwise you gonna pull this shit with someone that whups your ass over it."

Better hope Onerepmaximum isn't lurking.

 

[b0und]

Analytical breakdown of a typical EF C&C thread:

Thread title: Not yet gay, but definitely very sexual

First post content: Definitely gay and sort of disgusting, but not for the gay part

First response: PICK3 (who else?)

3rd post: PICK3 gets pwned (by AAP, who else?) and walked straight (did I just say straight and PICK3 in the same sentence?) into it.

And so on...




b0und (useless observational poster)

 

[biteme]

He forgot to wash his asshole? You ever see any dingleberries?

 

[harmonica]

dingleberries hehehehee

 

[Lestat]

unfortunately yes