Doubt I'll See Another

[WoodyO]

I traveled back in time and voted for Hitler.

 

[dabuffguy]

Did not know about all those charges. Seems sketch.

Look what happened to Jesus and all the apostles in the early church.

The exact same thing. False allegations, false imprisonment and eventually martyrdom.

I bet Jesus and the Apostles faced a lot more crap than the Bible mentions. Jesus' life was threatened several times that we know about.

Given the "recent" history of Joseph Smith, we have documents of pretty much everything that he did and people did with/against him.

 

[miplank]

Did Joseph Smith rise from the dead?

 

[WoodyO]

Why are there no Mormon holidays like Festivus or Kwanza?

 

[dabuffguy]

Did Joseph Smith rise from the dead?

There's no claim of anyone seeing a resurrected Joseph Smith that I know of.

Though, Mormon theology would suggest it, it would be generally accepted that he has taken on an immortal form like Jesus did. Not only him, but anyone who has been baptized into the church and has moved on from this life. That's why we have temples. Because earthly ordinances such as baptism are required prior to resurrection, that work must be done for everyone, and by everyone, I mean everyone that has ever lived. The church has baptized on behalf of deceased persons in the hundreds of millions if not billions. Genealogical records done by our church are the most thorough and extensive archive in the entire world by a long shot.

 

[miplank]

You realize I was trolling and don't actually care about you mooslims at all, right?

 

[zach1]

Did Joseph Smith rise from the dead?

pwnt

 

[bigbassturd]

Tell your people to stay the fuk off my gotdam lawn before I yank them off their bikes and send them to meet allah

 

[dabuffguy]

You realize I was trolling and don't actually care about you mooslims at all, right?

Ya, I know.

 

[dabuffguy]

Why are there no Mormon holidays like Festivus or Kwanza?

Christmas...