Curling....by your name I can picture your cartoon character body in my mind and it brings me to a chuckle!!!!!!!
Beach body is fine but there is a line when the upper body is so out of proportion with your lower body that its a joke. Sure, your biceps look good but when the woman your with has better legs than you, you'll realize your error and some will point it out inb laughter.
I personally have more comments by women on my legs than any other part. They already know I am very big upper body wise by my stretching xxl shirts but they are always impressed by my legs in shorts because of guys like you! As long as you keep being a squat scared wuss, you will assist me in keeping more of your ladies' attention.
The really funny thing is I have pushed more of you weak, chicken legged boys around because you think your the shit. strutting in front of the mirror thinking your the a bad ass when I can easily man handle you with one arm because of the strength/balance base built from hard, heavy leg training. When 90% of your strength is up top....you go down very easily.
Ps. You don't have to lift "several hundred pounds messing up your back" as you said, to build good legs. Although I do use what would be considered extremely heavy weights, it just takes work, nothing more.