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Fart within the Matrix. One for the flatulati.

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/matrix.html

 

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Fart within the Matrix. One for the flatulati.

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/matrix.html

Did you know that the first Matrix was designed to be a perfect human world? Where none suffered, where everyone would be happy. It was a disaster. No one would accept the program. Entire crops were lost. Some believed we lacked the programming language to describe your perfect world. But I believe that, as a species, human beings define their reality through suffering and misery. The perfect world was a dream that your primitive cerebrum kept trying to wake up from. Which is why the Matrix was redesigned to this: the peak of your civilization.

 

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Do you think that's air you're breathing?

 

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Do you think that's air you're breathing?

I've seen an agent punch through a concrete wall. Men have emptied entire clips at them and hit nothing but air, yet their strength and their speed are still based in a world that is built on rules. Because of that, they will never be as strong or as fast as you can be.