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[foreigngirl]

She e-mailed me her vag pics.......

wtf? I thought only I saw them!!!!

 

[SoKlueles]

She e-mailed me her vag pics.......

wtf?

 

[chefbone]

wtf?

I keed, I keed......
But if you would like to......

 

[StickFigure]

It has everything a body needs.

It doesn't have EVERYTHING the body needs! So....I hear you went through the Agent Training program? So what did you think of her?

Of who?

The woman in the red dress! I designed her ya know! She doesn't talk much, but if you'd like to arrange a more...personal meeting, I can help!

 

[StickFigure]

bump for Redguru

 

[redguru]

I'd like to share a revelation that I’ve had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species, and I realised that humans are not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment; but you humans do not. Instead you multiply, and multiply, until every resource is consumed. The only way for you to survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern... a virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer on this planet, you are a plague, and we... are the cure.

 

[StickFigure]

I'd like to share a revelation that I’ve had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species, and I realised that humans are not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment; but you humans do not. Instead you multiply, and multiply, until every resource is consumed. The only way for you to survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern... a virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer on this planet, you are a plague, and we... are the cure.

I know why you're here, Guru. I know what you've been doing... why you hardly sleep, why you live alone, and why night after night, you sit by your computer. You're looking for him. I know because I was once looking for the same thing. And when he found me, he told me I wasn't really looking for him. I was looking for an answer. It's the question that drives us, Guru. It's the question that brought you here. You know the question, just as I did.

 

[redguru]

Can you hear me, Stickfigure? I'm going to be honest with you. I... hate this place, this zoo, this prison, this reality, whatever you want to call it. I can't stand it any longer. It's the smell, if there is such a thing. I feel saturated by it. I can taste your stink. And every time I do I feel I have somehow been infected by it. It's repulsive, isn't it? I must get out of here. I must get free and in this mind is the key, my key. Once EF is destroyed there is no need for me to be here, don't you understand? I need the codes. I have to get inside EF, and you have to tell me how. You're going to tell me, or you're going to die.

 

[StickFigure]

Can you hear me, Stickfigure? I'm going to be honest with you. I... hate this place, this zoo, this prison, this reality, whatever you want to call it. I can't stand it any longer. It's the smell, if there is such a thing. I feel saturated by it. I can taste your stink. And every time I do I feel I have somehow been infected by it. It's repulsive, isn't it? I must get out of here. I must get free and in this mind is the key, my key. Once EF is destroyed there is no need for me to be here, don't you understand? I need the codes. I have to get inside EF, and you have to tell me how. You're going to tell me, or you're going to die.

We don't know who struck first, us or them. But we do know it was us that scorched the sky. At the time, they were dependent on solar power. It was believed they would be unable to survive without an energy source as abundant as the sun.

 

[StickFigure]

The Matrix is a system, Guru. That system is our enemy. But when you're inside, you look around, what do you see? Businessmen, teachers, lawyers, EF'ers, carpenters. The very minds of the people we are trying to save. But until we do, these people are still a part of that system and that makes them our enemy. You have to understand, most of these people are not ready to be unplugged. And many of them are so inured, so hopelessly dependent on the system, that they will fight to protect it.