Do you think I'm fat?

[AAP]

Bitch, you just said you had a woman. What did she say? What did the Imaginary Missus' say?

Now if you are asking if *we* think YOU are fat. The answer is that you look like something that has gotten loose at the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade.

And stop PMing me with all your love letters. I told you to ask Kakk for the name of his thread.

 

[Kakdiesel]

I told you to ask Kakk for the name of his thread.

 

[velvett]

If a woman asks you if she looks fat - she already knows if she is or not or if she feels she is or not - the fact of the matter is that she really wants to know how you feel about her fat.

(This doesn't cover those with eating disorders - that is a whole other story)

 

[mrbill]

Yes

 

[AAP]

This bitch keeps PMing me wanting to see my body. I told him that my pic were posted in a thread you started (since you were the one who posted them for me) and he could look at them there and see what the others on the board thought of me.

 

[K2_Exotech]

If the "do you think I'm fat?" convo ever erupts.
Pretend to have diahrea. Then get some red food coloring, pour it in tha shitta and scream bloody murder. Get her to come look at it. She'll never ask again as long as she lives.

 

[HamHock]

Here are some questions women ask that require a man to lie:

1) Am I fat?
2) Is she prettier than me?
3) Are you sleeping with my sister?
4) Do you ever want to have sex with another woman?
5) Am I the best lover you've ever had?
6) You're not going to cum in my mouth are you?
7) Were you looking at that woman's tits?
8) You & you're buddies are not going to titty bar are you?
9) You were just joking about that threesome thing....right?
10) Do you prefer me to those sexy, fake boobed, slutty chicks?

 

[big4life]

There is no correct answer, she already knows or
has an idea.

 

[plifter]

If a woman asks you if she looks fat - she already knows if she is or not or if she feels she is or not - the fact of the matter is that she really wants to know how you feel about her fat.

(This doesn't cover those with eating disorders - that is a whole other story)

Velvett, I've had skinny girls ask me this. How do I correctly answer the question. (see the response I received when I answered "no, you're not fat)

 

[velvett]

Velvett, I've had skinny girls ask me this. How do I correctly answer the question. (see the response I received when I answered "no, you're not fat)

Yano - it depends on the girl.

Is she just looking for attention or does she have a body image problem? My roomate in college (5'9, 118 lbs) cried of how fat she was and after months of saying, "what are you nuts?" I finally broke down and told her , "You know your ass is looking a bit rounder now that you mention it."

She never mentioned it again.


Tell her she looks good or if she does, tell her she looks hot. You really have to figure out if she's mental or not.