Damn I got blue balls

[Beachboy6294]

I hear you Satch and usually I don't go to desparate measures but for some reason last night with all the test in me and that little fine ass body I couldn't control myself! I knew she wasn't my type to settle down with but she was thinking different! I didn't know until we were at my place but she has known me since she was like 14 cause I coached at her school and she said she always had a crush on me. I know thats some weird shit! Don't worry though my ego is still fine!!

 

[Gymgurl]

How the heck did this end up here lol.......damn you guys are rough on the girls

 

[H_T_]

it's really not all that complicated........

 

[Beachboy6294]

How the heck did this end up here lol.......damn you guys are rough on the girls

The Mods moved this here!!! They are just as rough on us so it evens out.

 

[R1 Psycho]

its like this bro...

if she's potential 'marriage material' then its better to go at her pace.. make her feel as comfy as possible... cause it dont matter if you fuck now or later... you WILL fuck eventually..

the flipside of that coin is a tramp who you see no future plans past a one nighter... in which case, you gotta contribute 'reasonable' efforts to tap that ass.

and when/if those reasonable efforts fail, its critical that YOU DO NOT go to desperate measures... that'll just shatter your ego!

instead, turn the situation around in your favor and tell her that if she doesnt wanna have sex then why the fuck is she here in the first place? then proceed to the front door and let her slide out...

your ego will be strong and youll jerk off in style that night!

FUCKIN HILARIOUS!!!

 

[Gymgurl]

Satch...with a body like that....she was plain stupid....

 

[Beachboy6294]

Get her Snatch! I mean Satch!!

 

[BOWTECH]

im a gentlemen and would gladly pay a girl's fair so she can get the fuck out of my house and i can go jerk off in peace..

but no..i didnt pay her fair....

lol

 

[Anybody]

fuck advice on AAS, this is the shit i really come to EF for

 

[satchboogie]

Satch...with a body like that....she was plain stupid....

i hear ya babe..
its just that she realized she caught a big healthy fish and wanted long term...