Damn I got blue balls

[Beachboy6294]

Really bad last night from some 18 yr old girl!!! I was working at the bar last night and picked up on a fine little 18yr old and brought her home and she drove me NUTZ!!! She would keep messing with me and get me going and then stop me! I swear with all the Test in me I thought I was going to explode and could barely walk! This usually doesn't happen to me anymore so it had to be from the Test. Finally I told her she had to do something to hook a brother up so she helped me out! Sorry guys I just had to share this with my Bro's....

 

[silverbackn]

LMAO! That's great, don't you love it. They just leave you hanging, I think they enjoy it. I have only had one girl do that to me, I wanted to die.

 

[Beachboy6294]

I swear I thought I was 16 again instead of 32! I guess that's what I get for messing around with 18 yr olds!! I swear it still hurt even after she released the pressure!

 

[satchboogie]

if a girl ever teased me and didnt fuck, she'd be out the door in a heartbeat!

in fact, a few weeks back i picked up this chic.. she needed a ride to the port and i was cruising there anyways.. pretty hot girl.. no brains.. but hot!

anyhow, we met up that night...
brought her to the pad and was a good host...
she pounded a whole bottle of muskat..

anyhow, she wouldnt fuck.
when i asked why not, she said it was too early.

wtf?
i guess she thought the boogieman had future plans with a brainless skank... wrong!

a few minutes later i explained to her that i gotta go to sleep.
ordered her a taxi and that was that.

 

[silverbackn]

You probably shot a hole in the ceiling!

 

[Outtlaw]

if a girl ever teased me and didnt fuck, she'd be out the door in a heartbeat!

in fact, a few weeks back i picked up this chic.. she needed a ride to the port and i was cruising there anyways.. pretty hot girl.. no brains.. but hot!

anyhow, we met up that night...
brought her to the pad and was a good host...
she pounded a whole bottle of muskat..

anyhow, she wouldnt fuck.
when i asked why not, she said it was too early.

wtf?
i guess she thought the boogieman had future plans with a brainless skank... wrong!

a few minutes later i explained to her that i gotta go to sleep.
ordered her a taxi and that was that.

I hope you didnt pay her fair.

 

[Beachboy6294]

if a girl ever teased me and didnt fuck, she'd be out the door in a heartbeat!

in fact, a few weeks back i picked up this chic.. she needed a ride to the port and i was cruising there anyways.. pretty hot girl.. no brains.. but hot!

anyhow, we met up that night...
brought her to the pad and was a good host...
she pounded a whole bottle of muskat..

anyhow, she wouldnt fuck.
when i asked why not, she said it was too early.

wtf?
i guess she thought the boogieman had future plans with a brainless skank... wrong!

a few minutes later i explained to her that i gotta go to sleep.
ordered her a taxi and that was that.

LMAO!!!! Yea Satch she told me that she couldn't because I would never talk to her again and all that shit. So I told her how I understood where she was coming from but it sucked because she was first girl I brought home since my separation and I really liked her.. Yea I was saying whatever to get in them pantys!! I even told her that just because you hook up the first night doesn't make them a road whore and that my ex and me hooked up the first night and was together for 5 yrs. Damn I guess I was begging!!

Well after all that I was ready for her to get the hell out of my bed and apartment. She kept trying to cuddle up on me and I kept telling her how I had to get up early to workout and go to take care of some business. Finally she got the point and left! I wish I could have been mean enough to tell her to hit the road!

 

[satchboogie]

I hope you didnt pay her fair.

im a gentlemen and would gladly pay a girl's fair so she can get the fuck out of my house and i can go jerk off in peace..

but no..i didnt pay her fair....

 

[Beachboy6294]

im a gentlemen and would gladly pay a girl's fair so she can get the fuck out of my house and i can go jerk off in peace..

but no..i didnt pay her fair....

Satch you just made me fall out of my chair laughing bro!!! I swear I would have paid a $100 for her to leave instead of trying to cuddle up against me while I'm all hot on tren!!

 

[satchboogie]

its like this bro...

if she's potential 'marriage material' then its better to go at her pace.. make her feel as comfy as possible... cause it dont matter if you fuck now or later... you WILL fuck eventually..

the flipside of that coin is a tramp who you see no future plans past a one nighter... in which case, you gotta contribute 'reasonable' efforts to tap that ass.

and when/if those reasonable efforts fail, its critical that YOU DO NOT go to desperate measures... that'll just shatter your ego!

instead, turn the situation around in your favor and tell her that if she doesnt wanna have sex then why the fuck is she here in the first place? then proceed to the front door and let her slide out...

your ego will be strong and youll jerk off in style that night!