Crime Scene Sex!!!

[bran987]

one night about 15-18 years ago i was drunker than Ted Kennedy usually is, and I picked up some bar whore in San Diego. Next morning i woke up to the pleasant site of all this dried blood all over my face.

Yahoo for the comatose inducing effects of alcohol I've never told that story b4 and i'm really not sure what compelled me to spill it now, but "Oh well"

oh lord oh god oh lord

 

[Becoming]

LOL you are not getting yourself any closer to your dream dates with these posts I don't think

 

[CENTURION44]

LOL you are not getting yourself any closer to your dream dates with these posts I don't think

lol...i have a GF and no i dont do that to her nor have i ever....i heard about it on the radio once and just wanted to see if people actually did it...

 

[Becoming]

lol...i have a GF and no i dont do that to her nor have i ever....i heard about it on the radio once and just wanted to see if people actually did it...

all lies. you do it. admit it.

 

[CENTURION44]

no...for real..never even considered it...and most of the girls ive been with havent had that fowl odor while bleeding.....still wont do it...i thnk id vomit...i will admit i have had sex during it but not on the heavy days...>EWWWWW it gets everywhere...

 

[cornfish]

if you haven't done it yet, then you obviously haven't drank enough. It's weird that people go on shows like Fear Factor and will chow down like 42 cow brains just for a slim chance to win 50 grand, which is going to be chump change after taxes. Odd thing is that they should up the stakes a bit and have peeps take a slurp on the menstrual wagon for some cash

You know? Like one of those wacky japanese game shows

 

[CENTURION44]

if you haven't done it yet, then you obviously haven't drank enough. It's weird that people go on shows like Fear Factor and will chow down like 42 cow brains just for a slim chance to win 50 grand, which is going to be chump change after taxes. Odd thing is that they should up the stakes a bit and have peeps take a slurp on the menstrual wagon for some cash

You know? Like one of those wacky japanese game shows

that would be fin funny....LMAO!

What would you call that show??????

 

[slat1]

Throw a tampon in there and let it do its work... then its on!
Sorry... Uncleslat needs his love!

 

[cornfish]

that would be fin funny....LMAO!

What would you call that show??????

You could call it "Most Extreme Penetration" A fancy spin-off of the hit series featured on SpikeTV "Most Extreme Elimination"

Hell we could probably get Kenny Blankenship for like 50 bucks too

 

[CENTURION44]

You could call it "Most Extreme Penetration" A fancy spin-off of the hit series featured on SpikeTV "Most Extreme Elimination"

Hell we could probably get Kenny Blankenship for like 50 bucks too

LMAO KENNY BLANKENSHIP...haha