Crime Scene Sex!!!

[CENTURION44]

Throw a tampon in there and let it do its work... then its on!
Sorry... Uncleslat needs his love!

I guess that would be alright if it was freshly showered and all.....slat must be real lonely.....

 

[gab9681]

Eh, everyone needs to earn their redwings at some point. It's not that big of a deal.

 

[slat1]

I guess that would be alright if it was freshly showered and all.....slat must be real lonely.....

Nope... just a sexual deviant

 

[Guvna]

one night about 15-18 years ago i was drunker than Ted Kennedy usually is, and I picked up some bar whore in San Diego. Next morning i woke up to the pleasant site of all this dried blood all over my face.

Yahoo for the comatose inducing effects of alcohol I've never told that story b4 and i'm really not sure what compelled me to spill it now, but "Oh well"

get tested for HIV lately?

 

[CENTURION44]

Nope... just a sexual deviant

LOL!

 

[cornfish]

get tested for HIV lately?

umm yeah as a matter of fact.
i made it through the salad years without a scratch

 

[CENTURION44]

umm yeah as a matter of fact.
i made it through the salad years without a scratch

salad years?????

 

[cornfish]

salad years?????

Yeah the decade or so that everyone usually spends chronically drunk immediately following high school?

 

[CENTURION44]

oh got it..never heard of it phrased that way before..

 

[Spanky11]

This is getting gross, but overheard in a college bar a few years back, I heard some peep say that he got off pulling the tampon out with his teeth.

I neared barfed at that point....