JOKE OF THE DAY!!!!
The Seven Dwarfs go to the Vatican, and because they are "The Seven
Dwarfs"
they get ushered in to see the Pope. Dopey leads the pack. "Dopey my
son"
says the Pope "what can I do for you?" Dopey says, "Excuse me Your
Excellency, but are there any dwarf nuns in Rome? " The Pope wrinkles
his
brow at the odd question, thinks for a moment and answers, "No Dopey,
there
are no dwarf nuns in Rome."
In the background a couple of dwarfs begin snickering. Dopey turns
around
and gives them a glare, silencing them. Dopey turns then turns back to
the
Pope and says, "Your Worship, are there any dwarf nuns in all of
Europe?"
The Pope, puzzled now, again thinks for a moment and then answers "No
Dopey,
there are no dwarf nuns in of Europe."
This time all the dwarfs burst into laughter. Once again, Dopey turns
around and silences them all with an angry glare.
Dopey turns back and says, "Mr. Pope! Are there ANY dwarf nuns in the
whole
world?" "I'm sorry, my son, there are no dwarf nuns anywhere in the
world."
The other dwarfs collapse into a heap, rolling, and laughing, pounding
on
the floor, tears rolling down their cheeks as they begin chanting:
"Dopey fucked a penguin! Dopey fucked a penguin!"