Chronicles of a Fatty Slayer: Mein Kempf

[gonelifting]

lol You did good Gaylordian.

I don't know.... you had a lot of chances to back out. Seeing her out of the tub, then driving with her to her house? Fuck. At some point you need to just settle for a blowjob in the car and get on with your night.

Unless I trip and fall directly into a fat pussy with my penis, I won't be doing it. Especially driving after it to her trailer park.

I would howerever donate sperm calories to the hungry.


Anyway, you did good. I'm lmao @ that story. Good times.

 

[redsamurai]

and has no idea what the glory of a beautiful young tiny pink dot 19yo pussy OR a floppy Vlade Divac veal parmigiana meximelt in the middle of the Amazon rain forest fatty boom batty vageen looks, smells or tastes like or what the complete and total high-fivin satisfaction feels like when you get home the next morning, roll a blunt and tell all your boys about the horror that occured on your johnson the night previous.

I'm sorry, a what now?? Did I seriously read that? Dude are you high? I've got your homework assignment for the week..........you now must furnish a pic of a vajeen that resembles Vlade Divac, this I must see now.

 

[dead_reggin_storage_fashi]

or maybe samoth is a complete raging closet assboner who idolizes dudes with feathered hair who wear leather and exhibit homosensual behavior at every click of a camera and has no idea what the glory of a beautiful young tiny pink dot 19yo pussy OR a floppy Vlade Divac veal parmigiana meximelt in the middle of the Amazon rain forest fatty boom batty vageen looks, smells or tastes like or what the complete and total high-fivin satisfaction feels like when you get home the next morning, roll a blunt and tell all your boys about the horror that occured on your johnson the night previous.

awsome. I want to get that inked on my chest

 

[gonelifting]

This is the stuff beer commercials are made of.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

awsome. I want to get that inked on my chest

but the paragraph is so big! and your chest is so...small

houston, we have a problem

 

[nimbus]

I'm sorry, a what now?? Did I seriously read that? Dude are you high? I've got your homework assignment for the week..........you now must furnish a pic of a vajeen that resembles Vlade Divac, this I must see now.

lol dude you totally missed the joke which was that vlade divac flops more than any player in nba history except for maybe bill laimbeer or sam cassell

 

[AAP]

especially when you requested she toss your salad so you could manual yourself

Yeah, that was awesome. I could just picture it.


Gambino - "Ok, that's enoug.. I mean, like stop. Come on now, stop it. STOPPP!!!!" *wringing hands in air*

"Ok, just you know, just eat my ass while I do this myself...."

 

[gonelifting]

W/o requesting it, she began to toss my salad, a first time for that. This went on for a few minutes

I hate to be an asshole about it, but I think she was looking for food.

 

[jh1]

lol You did good Gaylordian.

I don't know.... you had a lot of chances to back out. Seeing her out of the tub, then driving with her to her house? Fuck. At some point you need to just settle for a blowjob in the car and get on with your night.

Unless I trip and fall directly into a fat pussy with my penis, I won't be doing it. Especially driving after it to her trailer park.

I would howerever donate sperm calories to the hungry.


Anyway, you did good. I'm lmao @ that story. Good times.

LMFAO... classic fucking GL. I love you man.




Gambino - this is a fucking great story. I don't know how you went through with it - like GL said, fuck man... at some point you cut your losses and bolt.

 

[binö]

LMFAO... classic fucking GL. I love you man.


Gambino - this is a fucking great story. I don't know how you went through with it - like GL said, fuck man... at some point you cut your losses and bolt.

the dude who owns the house with a hut tub is a member here.
I'll try to get him to post so we can get some outside commentary.
my daddy didn't raise no quitters