Chronicles of a Fatty Slayer: Mein Kempf

[AAP]

lol that's all you took from my tale?
think it was too long winded? looking back at the length i doubt many will read it

I have no idea about fucking fatties, so I can't relate to that. But from you what described in those two traits were deadon spot. It is a trait every single one of them have.

I have never hit up a chunky date before and honestly have no idea why people would even dare to. Even with alcohol.

Not to say I haven't had some fucking strange ass tricks, but you couldn't tell that from them just standing there prior. With fatties, you got visual verification that something about them is amiss.

 

[needtogetarmy]

..and I HAD to read this before going to bed...now I'm going to have nightmares....

 

[binö]

Why is it that younger males seem proud about screwing fat, unattractive females while intoxicated with large amounts of alcohol? I never quite understood why this trend is considered cool.

does it sound like i'm proud about this bro? does this story make people think I'm awesome? i don't think so. It is a self-depreciating tale, an honest one from a real nigga

 

[bw1]

Lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[redsamurai]

red, you'd be bullshitting to say you have no sexual skeletons.

not of your dimensions...........I've had some sketchy run ins, but not since I was like 23-24. I had a couple long relationships so thankfully I haven't had to resort to your level of depravity. I've had some full figured gals though............not spilling out mind you, but close. I was mildly amused by your story until you talked about the fatties habitat...........than it was utter disgust because I knew full well what you got bear trapped into. You're lucky you blew it on her chest in time.........otherwise you'd be visiting the fatties habitat on a bi weekly basis to pick up your demon spawn.

 

[binö]

not of your dimensions...........I've had some sketchy run ins, but not since I was like 23-24. I had a couple long relationships so thankfully I haven't had to resort to your level of depravity. I've had some full figured gals though............not spilling out mind you, but close. I was mildly amused by your story until you talked about the fatties habitat...........than it was utter disgust because I knew full well what you got bear trapped into. You're lucky you blew it on her chest in time.........otherwise you'd be visiting the fatties habitat on a bi weekly basis to pick up your demon spawn.

exactly bor, i was 24 at the time.
a little wiser these days.
fuck that, i would've forcibly aborted my fat love child had it come down to it

 

[GoldenDelicious]

an even cooler story would ahve been had if you had simply yelled "HOLY FUCK!" and ran as soon as she got out of the hot tub and locked yourself in the bathroom

 

[Cal_21]

Underrated-totw

 

[redsamurai]

LMFAO at Fatty love child...........holy shit!!..

 

[samoth]

does it sound like i'm proud about this bro?

Yeah, actually. I know this kind of thing is supposed to be cool and all, I just never really understood what makes it so. *shrug*