Chronicles of a Fatty Slayer: Mein Kempf

[javaguru]

The biggest game I took was about 5'7" and around 185....

However, in college I had a chick that was 5'5"-5'6" and around 155 pounds. I probably hit it a dozen times over the course of two years. I didn't know her name, phone number, or where she lived. I would run into her at a club and if I didn't score then she was my 2:00 AM go to gal. I felt like a bad orbly on a few occasions where she had a dude working on her all night and she dumped him to go back to my place. She did the walk of shame back to her dorm room from my apartment many times....

 

[binö]

Yeah, actually. I know this kind of thing is supposed to be cool and all, I just never really understood what makes it so. *shrug*

maybe i deal with my guilt and shame by making a joke about it.

 

[AAP]

Why didn't any of ya'll pull the Chris Tucker routine that he used on his fatty in the movie Friday.

 

[KillahBee]

maybe i deal with my guilt and shame by making a joke about it.

or maybe samoth is a complete raging closet assboner who idolizes dudes with feathered hair who wear leather and exhibit homosensual behavior at every click of a camera and has no idea what the glory of a beautiful young tiny pink dot 19yo pussy OR a floppy Vlade Divac veal parmigiana meximelt in the middle of the Amazon rain forest fatty boom batty vageen looks, smells or tastes like or what the complete and total high-fivin satisfaction feels like when you get home the next morning, roll a blunt and tell all your boys about the horror that occured on your johnson the night previous.

 

[binö]

ololll @ vlade divac loll

 

[-SD-]

Ive done a blind chick before.

 

[binö]

Ive done a blind chick before.

that's cold bro
and bump for lestat...no fatty tale is complete without commentary from lestat

 

[javaguru]

Ive done a blind chick before.

I won't even make the smart ass comment, too easy.

 

[FriendlyCanadian]

"Any guilt or doubt was immediatly out the window, I knew then and their that i was slaying this fatty"

lolol this is so awesome bino.. wicked story..

 

[string_bean00]

I LOLed many times at this post

especially when you requested she toss your salad so you could manual yourself

and the clap

holy shit bro, that was awesome. one of those nights you hate at hte time but make the greatest stories