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chances of getting laid

lilsuperman

lilsuperman

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hey what are my chances of getting laid my g/f is coming in town 2day well i have to go get her but last 2 times we've seen each other i've got NONE ZERO, NOTTA, so i mean what do you all think im hoping i have a good chance but we will see
 
lilsuperman said:
hey what are my chances of getting laid my g/f is coming in town 2day well i have to go get her but last 2 times we've seen each other i've got NONE ZERO, NOTTA, so i mean what do you all think im hoping i have a good chance but we will see
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How the fuck are we supposed to know what your chances of getting laid are?

Give us some details and background info on your relationship with her and we'll see....... :rolleyes:




DIV

:chomp:
 
DIVISION said:
How the fuck are we supposed to know what your chances of getting laid are?

Give us some details and background info on your relationship with her and we'll see....... :rolleyes:




DIV

:chomp:
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lol its like this beginning it went from like everyday atleast 2-3times a day at that and when we didnt have it we would complain... now its like 1 or 2 times a month big change been going out over a yr 1/2 so does that help you out :confused:
 
DIVISION said:
How the fuck are we supposed to know what your chances of getting laid are?

Give us some details and background info on your relationship with her and we'll see....... :rolleyes:
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You changed your avatar! Now you need to change your location to say
Location: Tupac Rocks deez Nutzzzzzz!
:lmao:


lilsuperman said:
lol its like this beginning it went from like everyday atleast 2-3times a day at that and when we didnt have it we would complain... now its like 1 or 2 times a month big change been going out over a yr 1/2 so does that help you out :confused:
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A year and a half! How long since you've seen her?
If last 2 times have been none and you dont see each other very often then you should start looking elsewhere to prevent an even bigger time gap between getting your rocks off.

I would get her in the car and put on that oldies song, you've lost that loving feeling ohhohh that loving feeling. And see if she says anything. :lmao:

Sorry homie you might be breaking up soon. But dont worry, there are bigger and better freaks out there.

P.S. if you like big bitches hamstershaver has a little black book of fat freaks (at least one in every area code). Get in good with him and you wont have to worry about ass ever again.
 
I'm sure your chances are better than mine has been recently.
 
skrill said:
You changed your avatar! Now you need to change your location to say
Location: Tupac Rocks deez Nutzzzzzz!
:lmao:




A year and a half! How long since you've seen her?
If last 2 times have been none and you dont see each other very often then you should start looking elsewhere to prevent an even bigger time gap between getting your rocks off.

I would get her in the car and put on that oldies song, you've lost that loving feeling ohhohh that loving feeling. And see if she says anything. :lmao:

Sorry homie you might be breaking up soon. But dont worry, there are bigger and better freaks out there.

P.S. if you like big bitches hamstershaver has a little black book of fat freaks (at least one in every area code). Get in good with him and you wont have to worry about ass ever again.
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lol thanx bro for looking out for me but big girls r not my style andf i doubt we will break up ne time soon... she wants 2 get married i just not sure yet...
 
lilsuperman said:
lol thanx bro for looking out for me but big girls r not my style andf i doubt we will break up ne time soon... she wants 2 get married i just not sure yet...
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Boy, I bet if you marry her you will go back to the sex 2 times a day. lol

I think we know the answer to y0ou other thread on why she can't get wet.

Bro, she is over you. But, she doesn't want to give you up and be alone.

Were you her first?

DON'T GET MARRIED!!!!!!!
 
lilsuperman said:
hey what are my chances of getting laid my g/f is coming in town 2day well i have to go get her but last 2 times we've seen each other i've got NONE ZERO, NOTTA, so i mean what do you all think im hoping i have a good chance but we will see
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Sounds like you have a long distance relationship going on?

If so, then the last two times you got none is an indication of this going south.

You need to discuss things with her and find out what's up.
 
She's cheating on you.
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So short and sweet. Yeah I dunno how long a girl can really hold back. You guys LD or something?

Something about this situation doesn't add up man. Tying the not seems to be an expensive and futile process, I'd advise against it, especially if you're not seeing each other on a daily basis.
 
onebigab said:
Hey I got laid tonight.
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so what. My fuck buddy loves to have crazy porn star sex, and who am I to object.

btw, yeah she's cheating on you. start fucking someone on the side. It will make you feel better.
 
onebigab said:
Is this meant for me? If so, you are definately wrong.
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If I had a dime for every time I've heard that, I'd have well, um ....10 cents.






Actually I'd probably have enough for a lifetime platnium membership.
 
awittyusername said:
Boy, I bet if you marry her you will go back to the sex 2 times a day. lol

I think we know the answer to y0ou other thread on why she can't get wet.

Bro, she is over you. But, she doesn't want to give you up and be alone.

Were you her first?

DON'T GET MARRIED!!!!!!!
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no i was like her 14th
 
So you used to have sex daily? Even multiple times a day? Now she never gives it up? I'd say she's found another source of satisfaction. I'd suggest you do the same.

At the very least talk it over with her!
 
yo im a happy man now... lets put it this way i picked her up around 10am on the 28th which was monday and she was horny as hell well i got some then but after words she was hurting the rest of the day then on the 30th around noon i got somemore... she was still hurt'n but still wanted it... i was her what was up she said she didnt know she was just horny she told me some tea she been drinking has made her this way anyone know anything of this... Tea making a female horny?
 
lilsuperman said:
yo im a happy man now... lets put it this way i picked her up around 10am on the 28th which was monday and she was horny as hell well i got some then but after words she was hurting the rest of the day then on the 30th around noon i got somemore... she was still hurt'n but still wanted it... i was her what was up she said she didnt know she was just horny she told me some tea she been drinking has made her this way anyone know anything of this... Tea making a female horny?
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I still think she's fucking someone else. If she ain't given it up to you, she's giving it up elsewhere.
 
quadkilla31 said:
I still think she's fucking someone else. If she ain't given it up to you, she's giving it up elsewhere.
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lol no way but i almost got some from a bitch that is moreless naked in my bed asleep i watched her and her room mate eat each other pretty nice... tried to take pics but wouldnt let me
 
Dude just ask her straight up, tell her your understanding about the fact that she may be seeking satisfaction elsewhere then tell her how much you like her crotch and everything else about her and that if she wants to be with you then she needs to give it up more and be honest about the relationship, so that you know she likes you. I have known girls to lie and say they were hurting to hide the fact that they were sluts. They would say all the things that you would expect them to say to hide the fact that they are sluts. (I had proof to back up the fact that they were sluts.)

Especially if she has just gone off to college then for sure she may have turned into a superfreak. Imagine one of her guy friends coming up to you and saying the following.
"So... How do I taste?" ..............Yeah
Dont beat around the bush. Approach her with confidence, but dont be rude, dont act like theres no hope for a better relationship than the one you have.
Or yeah you gould go the van wilder route and say:
"I just want to make sure that our future children won't be tainted because mommy went slumming around one night while she was in college."
 
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