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Caught her ass red handed!

Razorguns said:
outside these borders. he becomes a soldier. foreigners have no idea what a 'marine' is.

r

I have a buddy who was a marine stationed in Okinawa for 3 or 4 years so I ask him "ever been in a black hawk" (yah I'm a dumb Canadian)

dude tells me "I have never been in a helicopter" LMAO
 
heavy_duty said:
For the record I don't think his girl is a cunt, whore, slut, heffer, cocksucker-motherfucker, cuntlicker or even a bitch!

I'd like to strike that from the record!
 
Smurfy said:
Ive looked at my husband's email but not because I suspect he's cheating, but because Im just nosey.

I'm looking in your email right now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :evil:
 
chesty said:
She sent me an email by accident that she met for her ex bf in which she is expressing her love for him and crap. And like las night she didn't want to see me but in the email they had conversation. She is suppossed to be going to training out of town tomorrow and emailed me that her dad was going with her to golf and she would be back sunday. then in the email she says she will see her ex tomorrow l love you

So without letting her know i got the email, I call her out by asking if she has gone back with her ex boyfriend.

She gets all defensive saying i don't trust her no matter what I say, I'm insecure, and she has not cheated on me. What a fucking bitch.

So I am seeing her at 3:30 to talk to her about "working things out so we don't have to break up cause she said she is sorry we are breaking up (I told her I didn't want to break up either) cant' be with some one who is constantly jumping to conclusions and doesn't trust her.

She agreed to meet. So first, I am going to tell her that i have fallen in love with her and then let her read something I wrote for her a while ago, then see what happens, then ask her to explain this email I was sent and see what happens.

The whole point of this exercise is because I am not insecure, nor needy nor untrusting and that she is the one that has lied, cheated, etc. So it is squarely on her shoulders and not mine.

Had a friend come home one day and there was his wife getting fucked up the ass in the living room.

That would be caught red handed.
 
heavy_duty said:
Actually I could tell from her BF e-mail that he is in love with her but she is not in love with him. She is just trying to let him down real slow because she cares/cared for him...plus he is obsessed with her.

She may love him but she's not in love with him.
she may have had lunch with him but I dont think she was fucking him.

well since you fucked it up, she'll prolly fuck him on her next horny day. :worried:


I can see that after re-reading it. Funny that you mentioned that because after she sent me the info on the hotel I had reserved for her bday in CA to see Phantom of the Opera so I could cancel them and tells me I tell her thanks and never wanted this to happen. She responded with neither did and then accuses me of hacking her account or stealing her password and it is not what I think. I said then I want to her why? So I figure I won't her from her again. Good! 2 hours later I get a note that she will tell me because she misses me already but she can't today cause she is too busy getting ready for school (and yes, she is but with whom I couldn't tell ya, but I could speculate) and to know that it is no where close to what I am thinking it is. I tell her I am sorry and I made a mistake and have been a jerk(I did this intentionally to see what she would say) and hopefully we can work this out. She tells me she made a mistake too and that she has been a jerk for thinking that I would not understand the issue between them (ummm, she is probably fucking him, maybe not, but that is sure how it looks) and that she did not realize that she would like me this much. So I roll with it and say Okay, when your ready, I will be her to listen, I miss you. She tells me she misses me too and more than i know and when she has some spare time we will talk.

I almost believed everything till she said that when she has some spare time. If you were really sincere you would find the spare time and get this done right away.

The flip side is it could be her ex using her phone saying this stuff while she sits back laughing thinking they are getting one over on me. Not really cause I am very closed off emotionally now. And it could be for real, because I doubt he knows about me and her if she is fucking him cause she wouldn't want to screw that up.

So, anyway, been having fun with this today and I bought a brand new dodge 4x4 sport quad cab with the 5.7 liter Hemi in it. Sweet truck!
 
blueta2 said:
4 - Burning: You're the biggest loser in this thread (and possibly on EF)


Lol, why is that, is it cause I disagree with the collective womanly perspective of the EF C&C forum and substitute it with my own? Cry more toots.

I can really give 2 shits if 90% of the women on this site hate me from what I type on my opinions of dealings with women, and that to me is actually a great thing. That means I will eventually find those 10% of the resident gender that agree with me and those are the ones I give a shit about. Women who have the balls to say that most of their ilk are just a bunch of illogical, free lunch seeking goons. I am friends with only a few, but few is fine with me. Quality not quantity.

PS if my karma messages are any indication, I'm not the only one you should despise.
 
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Smurfy said:
Agreed.

I mean, she was having a email trail with this other guy. No way did she hit REPLY and it accidentally went to Chesty. He logged into her email to find evidence, which he found. So now he can be happy that he knows the truth. but lol @ lying and saying she accidentally sent it to him. lmAO chesty thinks we're all so foolish

You are very foolish, I never said I got it as a reply, she emailed it to me and told me today that she made a mistake by doing that. So shove that! If I wanted to really catch her I would just have gone to her ex's apt and found her car there and left a note. That would be much easier than to hack her account. So, buzz off.
 
Smurfy said:
Agreed.

I mean, she was having a email trail with this other guy. No way did she hit REPLY and it accidentally went to Chesty. He logged into her email to find evidence, which he found. So now he can be happy that he knows the truth. but lol @ lying and saying she accidentally sent it to him. lmAO chesty thinks we're all so foolish


I'd bet that what happened is that she planned it. She copied the entire past convo into a new email and sent it to him making it look like an accident because as I said in another post here, she, just like some psycho serial killers, wanted to get caught for whatever reason. That was her little passive agressive oopsies to get the word out.
 
Smurfy said:
Agreed.

I mean, she was having a email trail with this other guy. No way did she hit REPLY and it accidentally went to Chesty. He logged into her email to find evidence, which he found. So now he can be happy that he knows the truth. but lol @ lying and saying she accidentally sent it to him. lmAO chesty thinks we're all so foolish

I'm nosy and a snoop too when it comes to the person I'm sharing my life with. In the past, my nosiness has uncovered things that have benefitted me greatly. If you don't want to get caught, cover your tracks.
 
chesty said:
No I don't want it locked, keep it open.

Definately keep it open, if anything, this thread should be a landmark on the internet to showcase the amazing precognitive powers that peole claim to have to be able to read people so well they could tell you everything that would transpire in a relationship with them just by looking at them.

Remember kids it's only justified to stereotype when it comes to relatoinships. Otherwise you are bad.
 
chesty said:
You are very foolish, I never said I got it as a reply, she emailed it to me and told me today that she made a mistake by doing that. So shove that! If I wanted to really catch her I would just have gone to her ex's apt and found her car there and left a note. That would be much easier than to hack her account. So, buzz off.
She sent me an email by accident that she met for her ex bf in which she is expressing her love for him and crap.
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I am split on whether or not she is. I go by actions speak louder than words. So, we shall see if she delivers. Doesn't mean I will take her back, just means I will listen and weigh the facts.
 
chesty said:
I am split on whether or not she is. I go by actions speak louder than words. So, we shall see if she delivers. Doesn't mean I will take her back, just means I will listen and weigh the facts.

You're just trying to make this a 500 post thread, 'cause I KNOW you can't be serious.
 
we all told you she was cheating before.


now you've got your proof, move on.


wtf is this shit your saying about you don't want to break up with her? cheating is a character flaw that sticks. she will cheat again.
 
I am just playing now with her. There isn't really anything that she could say that would be believable that there was nothing going on etc. I mean come on. If she really felt the shit she was saying to me. She wouldn't be saying when I have to spare we can talk. Know what I mean? So, at this point, I am just tagging along to her the excuse she has.
 
chesty said:
I can see that after re-reading it. Funny that you mentioned that because after she sent me the info on the hotel I had reserved for her bday in CA to see Phantom of the Opera so I could cancel them and tells me I tell her thanks and never wanted this to happen. She responded with neither did and then accuses me of hacking her account or stealing her password and it is not what I think. I said then I want to her why? So I figure I won't her from her again. Good! 2 hours later I get a note that she will tell me because she misses me already but she can't today cause she is too busy getting ready for school (and yes, she is but with whom I couldn't tell ya, but I could speculate) and to know that it is no where close to what I am thinking it is. I tell her I am sorry and I made a mistake and have been a jerk(I did this intentionally to see what she would say) and hopefully we can work this out. She tells me she made a mistake too and that she has been a jerk for thinking that I would not understand the issue between them (ummm, she is probably fucking him, maybe not, but that is sure how it looks) and that she did not realize that she would like me this much. So I roll with it and say Okay, when your ready, I will be her to listen, I miss you. She tells me she misses me too and more than i know and when she has some spare time we will talk.

I almost believed everything till she said that when she has some spare time. If you were really sincere you would find the spare time and get this done right away.

The flip side is it could be her ex using her phone saying this stuff while she sits back laughing thinking they are getting one over on me. Not really cause I am very closed off emotionally now. And it could be for real, because I doubt he knows about me and her if she is fucking him cause she wouldn't want to screw that up.

So, anyway, been having fun with this today and I bought a brand new dodge 4x4 sport quad cab with the 5.7 liter Hemi in it. Sweet truck!
wow bro.

either way YOU are crazy.

step away from the bitch. kick her out of your life, none of this flipfloppy self torture shit
 
never never tell a woman that you were cheated on. fuck never talk about your past relationships, not for at least a year anyway.
 
Not a mod anymore got fired! I doubt I will actually see her again She keeps saying we'll work through this and we will talk when I have time. Shit, she lives around the corner from me and can take breaks from getting ready for school and crap.

The best part is she originally (before I got the email) tried to get me to believe that she had some conference way out of town and that her dad was taking her and they would be back sunday night. But if you notice in the email she told the dude she would see him on saturday. Now, that tells me that she had no conference in the first place and two, she replied to my request for the hotel info when she was supposed to have already been in the conference and then asked why I returned my christmas presents to her. Then she realized she fucked up and told me she didn't go cause she didn't sleep etc. What a crock of crap.

I am just waiting for the explanation it has got to be a good one. But like I said, I doubt I will actually see her again she'll just keep sending teasers like, I am still busy getting syllabus's done and my college classes for my masters are just taking up so much time, and I have to grade, etc. So, you see, I really don't expect her to follow through on her telling me what "really" is going on and "working" through this because she likes me and misses me. Call me a cynic, but hey, what fun it is!
 
ponyfitness said:
I'd sit across from her, hand her the email, tell her to never contact you again and walk out. Forget her.


agree. Tell her you love her and slide it across the table have her open it and read it. Then sit there and dont say a word and just watch her. See what her body language says not what she says.
 
lol at returning the gifts...i did that too when I was 17 LMAO.

lol too at her dad driving her somewhere hell my wife was prolly 16 the last time her dad drove her anywhere aint this bitch got a car?
 
Jack Schitt said:
No way.

EF moderators don't roll like that.

I think he should ass rape her while flushing her head in the toilet...throw in a few donkey punches, and a dirty sanchez at the end, all the while video'ing it for the good folks here at EF who have supported him through this 100%.

Yes? :chomp:
 
ceo said:
I think he should ass rape her while flushing her head in the toilet...throw in a few donkey punches, and a dirty sanchez at the end, all the while video'ing it for the good folks here at EF who have supported him through this 100%.

Yes? :chomp:
Agreed.

A Cleveland Steamer would also be appropriate.
 
why keep fucking with urself?

either ur gunna date her or ur not?

no inbetween breakup pityparty transition states.

please get your dick from out between your legs and go hit some mailboxes with a baseball bat, spit off buildings onto little kids, eat a chipotle burrito, go choke your bestfriend out UFC style, go do some fuckin powercleans while listening to heavymetal, goto dunkin donuts and get a black coffee no sugar, go throw eggs through his window if you have to, go bark and howl at the moon,

but quit fuckin telling her all this "love you (just to see how she reacts)" bullshit...

you can hate her over the entire next year while your trying to remember what a vagina feels like on your cock and jerking off to pornwebsites, but be a MAN, while hating her, instead of a fuckin swv faggot baby pussyified loser!!

the more and more you bullshit around, the more and more it becomes your fault as much as hers
 
chesty said:
I am just playing now with her. There isn't really anything that she could say that would be believable that there was nothing going on etc. I mean come on. If she really felt the shit she was saying to me. She wouldn't be saying when I have to spare we can talk. Know what I mean? So, at this point, I am just tagging along to her the excuse she has.
Good job ROFL
Now you fully deserve everything that's coming to you.
 
who's bullshitting? She offered to tell me. I left with I hope you find someone who makes you happy, goodbye. She brought it up. The truth is, if she could prove to me 110% that nothing was going on and that she really doesn't love the dude, etc and that she wants to work things out, I would be for that. But, saying we can work through this and when I have time we will talk doesn't jive with I miss you more than you know, etc. Which is why I say actions speak louder than words. If you really cared for someone and it got fucked up like this, you would take the time to fix this and then do you work or at least take breaks so you can talk and work it out. If she were telling the ex to go away and never contact her again etc and proved that I would give her one more shot. In fact, if we do talk, and she is sincere about working it out, I will tell her then she needs to cut all ties with this guy, phone, txt, email, home phone, etc right then. If she can't do that she doesn't care and I will walk. I will even drive her over there so she can tell him face to face.

But we all know she won't do that or say she already did. Ball is in her court she either makes the time to explain this and work it out or she doesn't. She knows I have the time.
 
chesty said:
who's bullshitting? She offered to tell me. I left with I hope you find someone who makes you happy, goodbye. She brought it up. The truth is, if she could prove to me 110% that nothing was going on and that she really doesn't love the dude, etc and that she wants to work things out, I would be for that. But, saying we can work through this and when I have time we will talk doesn't jive with I miss you more than you know, etc. Which is why I say actions speak louder than words. If you really cared for someone and it got fucked up like this, you would take the time to fix this and then do you work or at least take breaks so you can talk and work it out. If she were telling the ex to go away and never contact her again etc and proved that I would give her one more shot. In fact, if we do talk, and she is sincere about working it out, I will tell her then she needs to cut all ties with this guy, phone, txt, email, home phone, etc right then. If she can't do that she doesn't care and I will walk. I will even drive her over there so she can tell him face to face.

But we all know she won't do that or say she already did. Ball is in her court she either makes the time to explain this and work it out or she doesn't. She knows I have the time.
Hope that works out for ya
 
chesty said:
who's bullshitting? She offered to tell me. I left with I hope you find someone who makes you happy, goodbye. She brought it up. The truth is, if she could prove to me 110% that nothing was going on and that she really doesn't love the dude, etc and that she wants to work things out, I would be for that. But, saying we can work through this and when I have time we will talk doesn't jive with I miss you more than you know, etc. Which is why I say actions speak louder than words. If you really cared for someone and it got fucked up like this, you would take the time to fix this and then do you work or at least take breaks so you can talk and work it out. If she were telling the ex to go away and never contact her again etc and proved that I would give her one more shot. In fact, if we do talk, and she is sincere about working it out, I will tell her then she needs to cut all ties with this guy, phone, txt, email, home phone, etc right then. If she can't do that she doesn't care and I will walk. I will even drive her over there so she can tell him face to face.

But we all know she won't do that or say she already did. Ball is in her court she either makes the time to explain this and work it out or she doesn't. She knows I have the time.
the only thing shes sincsere about is stringing you along like she has been this entire time.

she used you for your body/kindness/loyalty.

whatever the fuck it is, she used you for it.

now just accept that you were used/played/pwned, whatever and move on.

hell, maybe it started out sincere and morphed into something fucked up because of her ex's influence.

reguardless of WHY, or HOW, you know WHAT happened.

thats all that really matters.

why trouble yourself further?

if you wanna tell her something, and be a bigger man about it and tell her you understand things got complicated along the way and ur sorry thing sdidnt work out, then do so and be classy about it.

but this "i love you" sneaky childhood drama stupid girly shit puts you on her level
 
I did tell her all that and again she is the one trying to contact me and explain etc. Like I said, actions speak louder than words. If we don't actually talk within the next day or two, I will just tell her that I can't wait any longer for her to have some time. Because if you were waiting on me and I felt as you do about me, I would have found the time to explain everything and work things out. So, if you can't find the time now then I have to move on.
 
chesty said:
I did tell her all that and again she is the one trying to contact me and explain etc. Like I said, actions speak louder than words. If we don't actually talk within the next day or two, I will just tell her that I can't wait any longer for her to have some time. Because if you were waiting on me and I felt as you do about me, I would have found the time to explain everything and work things out. So, if you can't find the time now then I have to move on.

Why not just move on now?

If you're really mad and hurt then it won't matter what she says.

If you are hoping desperately that she will have an explanation that will fix everything then you might not really be ready to end it. You should just avoid he drama and get back together and start another thread when she hurts you again.
 
So you actually desire a relationship with a woman who has lied repeatedly about her whereabouts and who has been telling another man she loves him? There's no explanation. You read it with your own eyes. She told the man she loves him. LOL. She totally pwns you
 
chesty said:
I did tell her all that and again she is the one trying to contact me and explain etc. Like I said, actions speak louder than words. If we don't actually talk within the next day or two, I will just tell her that I can't wait any longer for her to have some time. Because if you were waiting on me and I felt as you do about me, I would have found the time to explain everything and work things out. So, if you can't find the time now then I have to move on.
agreed, so man up and quit making excuses
 
Smurfy said:
So you actually desire a relationship with a woman who has lied repeatedly about her whereabouts and who has been telling another man she loves him? There's no explanation. You read it with your own eyes. She told the man she loves him. LOL. She totally pwns you

since HES the one coming to ef - he's opened himself to be critiqued. so here we go :

he's a jilted pussy-whipped drama-craving wussy male. she rejected him purely cuz of these facets. he's not a confident alpha male who's in control of his life and his emotions. the relationship is the facet of his entire existence. His unimpressive life revolves around this. Facts speak for itself.

This is 'wussy male owned by women 101'. as a marine sgt - this is more disgusting. wonder if he gets shot in the field, if he'll start crying.

but doesn't matter. if he hasn't learned in decades on this planet, he'll never learn. so it's a lost cause. this is what'll happen:

1) he'll stalk, annoy, fight, cause drama with said chick.
2) finally gets the msg. blames the woman.
3) starts another relationship.
4) she realizes too, he's a wuss. dump him. cheat on him. whatever.
5) he'll stalk, annoy, fight, cause drama with said chick too.
6) he'll also fight with any male in bars just to prove how 'tough' he is. btw: most guys who start fights, are insecure inside.
7) he'll start another relationship.
8) he will grow old.
9) he will die.

So until he finally starts concentrating on himself, and his goals - and stops trying to find happiness in other people - all these words are wasted on him.

He should just be deployed for the next 10 years. He needs to be around stronger men every day. Far away from women. :)

marines. pfft!! Most marines are horrible at women. They spend so much time away from them - they have no idea how to act around them. Didn't some officer whack a 20 y/o female marine this week?

Army leads the way! hooah.

r
 
You all could be making millions as pyscho analysts. Props to you!
 
I don't even know what to say oh wait how about this? 3 steps
1) Bang her in the ass
2) Wipe your dick off in her hair
3) Move on

Hell she will probably respect you more.
 
missed field goal...lost TD at the end of the second quarter...SD must be pissed not to be up like 16 points
 
Stefka said:
Ohhh, maybe the ex hacked into her account and sent it to Chesty.
He might have. From what I have seen of him and of some of his I'm sorry notes I wouldn't put it past him. Dude draws stick figure cartoons to apologize to her for the fights they got in when they were "together"

So yeah, I could believe that, but whatever.
 
that is shit you should not know about-


chesty said:
He might have. From what I have seen of him and of some of his I'm sorry notes I wouldn't put it past him. Dude draws stick figure cartoons to apologize to her for the fights they got in when they were "together"

So yeah, I could believe that, but whatever.
 
Well, yeah, but she showed me these things and the pictures she showed me of him omg, he is one ugly, fat bastard. (My ego is hurt more than my heart!) when we first started dating to make her point about what a nut case he is. Of course, I buy it hook, line and sinker!
 
chesty said:
Well, yeah, but she showed me these things and the pictures she showed me of him omg, he is one ugly, fat bastard. (My ego is hurt more than my heart!) when we first started dating to make her point about what a nut case he is. Of course, I buy it hook, line and sinker!

You aren't offering much from the sounds of this. People will say he has a 12 inch cock but that's not the problem. You were simply out done and your gone.
 


It's all about attitude, man. ^^^ Start singing.
 
Razorguns said:
This is 'wussy male owned by women 101'. as a marine sgt - this is more disgusting. wonder if he gets shot in the field, if he'll start crying.

Army leads the way! hooah.

r

I think Chesty's performance as a Marine is probably stellar. It is ironic and kinda sucks that a man willing to sacrifice so much of himself can't manage to get the same out of a relationship. As many said though, he asks for a lot of the problems, and he still is with this biatch.

I think the best solution for Chesty is a woman who has been jilted more and is even more needy than him. Maybe a two-time divorcee' with 4 kids who was beat up by her exes or something like that.
 
Chesty

I have a practice of cutting a new or a potential client loose immediately if I get any inkling that this will be project will take me at least 4 times the amount of time to get the job done because the client lacks basic comprehension skills, vision or has too many people to answer to before they can make their own decisions or worse they just want someone to be agreeable with everything they do or say.

Maybe you could tailor that way of thinking as it pertains to women and dating.

I think we all have a decent sense when we know that a relationship is just not going to work but if we let ego and stubbornness get in the way we are doomed to torture ourselves (and quite likely others) to take the longest road possible to same destination.

Nowhere.

IMHO - it's best to cut your loses and boogie on.
 
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OMG I have never seen anyone treated this badly since, well.. since I was treating them this badly.

You have evidence and you still overlook it because you "hope" there is an explanation for it that you can find to discredit what you see and already know in your head. Head > Heart. You are listening to the wrong one.

Until you stop, you are still her bitch.
 
velvett said:
Chesty

I have a practice of cutting a new or a potential client loose immediately if I get any inkling that this will be project will take me at least 4 times the amount of time to get the job done because the client lacks basic comprehension skills, vision or has too many people to answer to before they can make their own decisions or worse they just want someone to be agreeable with everything they do or say.

Maybe you could tailor that way of thinking as it pertains to women and dating.

I think we all have a decent sense when we know that a relationship is just not going to work but if we let ego and stubbornness get in the way we are doomed to torture ourselves (and quite likely others) to take the longest road possible to same destination.

Nowhere.

IMHO - it's best to cut your loses and boogie on.


Let's boogie.
 
chesty said:
I am just playing now with her. There isn't really anything that she could say that would be believable that there was nothing going on etc. I mean come on. If she really felt the shit she was saying to me. She wouldn't be saying when I have to spare we can talk. Know what I mean? So, at this point, I am just tagging along to her the excuse she has.


lool

Yeah dude, you're just biding your time, toying with her, waiting for the right moment to crush her completely. You've got hand. :rolleyes:
 
digimon7068 said:
i figured you would have punched him unconscious and then put the pennies on his eyelids. . .i'm somewhat disappointed. . .


hahaha boondock saint style
 
blueta2 said:
boy meets red-headed girl
boy loves red-headed girl
boy has bad history with red-headed girls
boy snoops on red-headed girl who has fat fuck friend
girl feels smothered even though she's blowing fat fuck friend
girl backs off sniper but sniper can see fat fuck friend from 1000 yards away
boy moves in stronger for the kill
boy catches girl in act with fat fuck friend
boy still loves girl but wants to snipe fat fuck friend

the end

fixed
 
blueta2 said:
boy meets girl
boy loves girl
boy snoops on girl
girl feels smothered
girl backs off
boys moves in stronger
boys catches girl in act
boy still loves girl

the end

boy loves girl
girl cheats and lies to boy
boy asks girl about it
girl lies and calls him insecure
boy loves girl and wanst to believe her
girl continues to cheat and lie
boy finds out girl is cheating and lying
girl blames boy

Wash rinse repeat
 
alien amp pharm said:

lol...I think the last time I saw this was the Lestat SWV threads. Or is it that those just stick out in my mind so much?

All Chesty needs to do is to make about 50 more of these and he'll have Lestat beat!!!!!
 
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