WTF!!!!!!!! Why don't you buy her a diamand ring or a trip around the world.
Seriously, I used to try to calm girls down when they are bitching like crazy....was extra nice to them....etc. But, that doesn't fucking work!!!! We are rewarding them for bitching!! So, its our fault for her bitching the next time. (and the next, and the next)
Its like giving the dog a bone after he pisses on the floor!!! You need to train women like dogs! If she keeps bitching aobut something stupid...Tell her lets discuss it and work it out. If she keeps with the irrational bitching....Punish her!! (get the fuck out..not take her to dinner...not give her a bath/massage etc)
I'm not a sexist...Guys need to be punished and not rewared when we do our stupid shit.