Let's see...The guys that try to train with their shirt off until they get told to put one one by staff.
And definitely the Bruce Lee/Mike Tyson wannabes that shadow box and doing karate kicks in the mirror. They might as well be saying to the whole gym "I'm scared as hell being here, so I'm gonna show everyone I have fighting skills so I don't get my ass kicked by some roidmonster"
The screamers are annoying and are probably very insecure with their own masculinity-so they try to project a testosterone induced attitude by expending equal amounts of energy yelling and lifting...
The guys that load too much weight on the bench and have their spotter deadlift the weight off of their chest from rep #1.
Fat chicks that think their tights are fashionable. Why do they always have those squeeze bottles of water? It doesn't seem like they'd need hydration since they almost have a heart attack and quit exercisingas soon as one bead of sweat forms on their forehead.
Perverted old faggots standing around the locker room naked when they just as easily could wrap a towel around their waist.
Gay guys that wear their sexuality on their sleeves by wearing rainbow stuff and trying to look like Active Male Felchers And Cornholers Monthly Magazine Cover Model.
Cops that wear t shirts that say 54th Annual Policeman's Ball 2005 type shirts. Basically they wanna wear their uniform to the gym to gain the charisma they don't get out of uniform, so they wear a t-shirt that lets everyone know they're a cop instead. Most of them wear gun fanny packs as well. They'll justify carrying while working out cuz they're cops, but I think it's mainly because they're scared without it.
I need a nap. I'll post more shit that bugs me later.
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