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The Ranger
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Bro....Heh heh heh....This is just half the list of characters we all see, but try and forget....
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Are these people in your gym??
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Hugh Gellatts
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"PETER MA HUANG AND CO. - This large subset of my downtown gym is of asian descent and seem to have a fondness for the 130 lb. "ripped" look, purchased unfortunately at great cost through constant, excessive doses of dick-shriveling ephedrine. Peter Ma Huang and Co. have recently taken to getting even more ripped up by playing hours of pickup basketball, which they are phenomenally bad at. Stay far from these guys. For starters, a 200 lb. man is going to learn nothing about proper form from guys who are pulling up their own tiny bodyweight with the assistance of enough stimulants to kill an elephant. Second, they always wear a look like they want to fight, and there is no sense in pissing off a wired-up little guy who thinks he's Bruce Lee and wants to be Charles Barkley. When you have trouble getting to sleep tonight, be thankful you aren't part of Peter Ma Huang's posse. They haven't slept in 7 years."
let me guess what Peter Ma Huang drives.....
http://www.humnet.ucla.edu/humnet/folklore/peter/tam/jtr13.jpg
let me guess what Peter Ma Huang drives.....
http://www.humnet.ucla.edu/humnet/folklore/peter/tam/jtr13.jpg
The Ranger
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Type feller I am, though I must admit they are a wee bit graphic, but nonetheless true in every extent.....
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Good stuff Ranger...
Man these characters are far more entertaining then the housewives and middleaged bald bussinessmen that are at my gym. You know the ones that will sleep 20 minutes between set's on whatever machine they happen to "own" that day.
Or sometimes they like to fill up 55 gallon sized drinking bottles with 15 people waiting in line at the only drinking fountain in the gym.
But who is that chick that does endless reps on thigh spreadder machine and exhales as if the next rep will trigger the big O?
Good stuff Ranger...
RideHard
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Man these characters are far more entertaining then the housewives and middleaged bald bussinessmen that are at my gym. You know the ones that will sleep 20 minutes between set's on whatever machine they happen to "own" that day.
Or sometimes they like to fill up 55 gallon sized drinking bottles with 15 people waiting in line at the only drinking fountain in the gym.
But who is that chick that does endless reps on thigh spreadder machine and exhales as if the next rep will trigger the big O?
Good stuff Ranger...
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JUICE MACHINE
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These people identified my gym to the "T". Good post.
The Ranger
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Oh I'm sorry Thick-Skull, I forgot your character...
THE 5'2 CIRCUS MIDGET WANNABE- Easily spotted by the KISS Boots he wears to reach a grand height of 5 foot. Cowers in the corners when the big guys enter the gym. Usually found once again caught in a mouse trap at the end of a shift. Actually this guy appears rather " THICK " but if you've seen him change in the locker room you soon realize he wears 4 pairs of pants and 12 shirts. Watch out for his ears, they look like air brakes on a buzzards ass!
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THE 5'2 CIRCUS MIDGET WANNABE- Easily spotted by the KISS Boots he wears to reach a grand height of 5 foot. Cowers in the corners when the big guys enter the gym. Usually found once again caught in a mouse trap at the end of a shift. Actually this guy appears rather " THICK " but if you've seen him change in the locker room you soon realize he wears 4 pairs of pants and 12 shirts. Watch out for his ears, they look like air brakes on a buzzards ass!
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