Are these people in your gym??

[fkight2000]

More chins than a Chinese restaraunt!!!........

DAMN...now that never ceases to crack me up!!!!

 

[tarzan21]

there is a few guys at my gym that come in with long sleve shirts on that cant be removed till they they are 20minutes into there workout, but after they have gotten there pump there workout is over they parade in front of the mirors until there pump has begun to fade then its back to the weights for five minutes with one set of curls, one set of bench, and one set of shoulder press. stupid fucks.

 

[Phenotype X]

The superhero gang is at my gym! Most of them weigh no more than 115 lbs and pose like superman in between sets, but they look like superboy in reality. I swear one wore a cape to the gym!

 

[jstrong20]

I know last time I took test I was PETER POPAZIT .

 

[georgie24]

hang glide from a dorito chip bwaabahaha, damn that was funny i got to the spandex lady, i have an oppointment to see the doc today ill read the rest later..

 

[magsman]

awesome post. funny shit!!! I know all of these people are at my gym.

 

[manny78]

 

[The Ranger]

Let us not forget this winner....


SPOT PUMPKINHEAD- Rather small High School kid with a head so big, it looks like his neck is trying to blow a bubble. He rushes from member to member giving a spot and advice whether it's needed or not. Very irritating, but Stretch cures this snapper-head with a simple growl....Works wonders!!


Ranger

 

[GaryWary]

GARY GOATFARMER- Gary is one of the most hated guys in the gym. Comes in straight off the farm, goatshit splattered boots, dirty jeans, and removes his flannel shirt down to a yellow-stained tee shirt to work out in. Gary can simply clear a room by his presence alone. There is no known defense for Gary, but it has been reputed that soap may reduce the after burner qualities he has!

Yup, that's me!

 

[elite hot topic]

oh shit The details are far better than the truth

Oh God gotta love ya man