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lynaghgrew
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pulled this italian babe ( she must of been at a low ebb)
at a aussie pub in the centre of london.
took her home i was very drunk banging away, slipped out and pushed it back in (i know not exactly romeo and juliet stuff) and it felt different even to my drunken brain.
she smiled and said ' thats ok , if u like' . didnt fancy the fact she was so blase and it felt like a 'well trodden path' if u know what i mean.
so pulled out and continued where nature intended, in the morning found condom by side of bed, split in 2 (eek)
as i walked her to the tube she said ,' ur the first guy ive been with since i split up'
'was ur ex italian?' i asked
'no nigerian' said smiled as she replied
till i got the final test results those where the worst couple of months of my life
at a aussie pub in the centre of london.
took her home i was very drunk banging away, slipped out and pushed it back in (i know not exactly romeo and juliet stuff) and it felt different even to my drunken brain.
she smiled and said ' thats ok , if u like' . didnt fancy the fact she was so blase and it felt like a 'well trodden path' if u know what i mean.
so pulled out and continued where nature intended, in the morning found condom by side of bed, split in 2 (eek)
as i walked her to the tube she said ,' ur the first guy ive been with since i split up'
'was ur ex italian?' i asked
'no nigerian' said smiled as she replied
till i got the final test results those where the worst couple of months of my life
