All women suffer from extreme penis envy

[RottenWillow]

Thats just stupid. I cut a hole in one of those cheese hotdogs, and then I use masking tape to keep it still.

Great action, pumping a cheese dog. You wouldnt need a vagina.

 

[sh4dowf4lcon]

wow, cheese dog pumping, wow...

 

[Testosterone boy]

Its true..............women are envious. Their denials are to be expected of course.


Having a penis wouldn't be nearly as cool if it bled 25% of the time though.

 

[sorerotators]

"Demand is not NEARLY as great as it is for what I already have."

Shit! She just blew our entire theory out of the water!

OWNED!