A little humor for you ladies to start the week off

[MS]

Adipose tissue is firm at room temp, and very firm in the fridge (think of lard). So you can firm your fat by merely dropping dead, or sleeping in the fridge.

 

[MR. BMJ]

OMG...I nearly spit out my eggs and toast all over my keyboard from laughing so hard. You're the man RANGER...you da man! I swear you work out at the same gym I go to...that was so damn real.

BTW, the biker couple...is that WARLOBO....

lol...

BMJ

 

[The Ranger]

Spatterson, you may post it anywhere you wish, and fit fossil took one of the characters from me as well....heh heh heh....made me remember this one too.....


SPOT PUMPKINHEAD- Rather small High School kid with a head so big, it looks like his neck is trying to blow a bubble. He rushes from member to member giving a spot and advice whether it's needed or not. Very irritating, but Stretch cures this snapper-head with a simple growl....Works wonders!!


Ranger

 

[sheez_ripped]

Ranger...this is sooooo true!

especially now that all the "New Year's Resolutioners" are crowding our gym! ARGH!!!

The place is packed every afternoon & night now! Guess it will be that way until mid-Febuary....luckily it seems they are attracted to the cardio machines mostly...particularly the treadmills....

I would luv to post this anonomously in my gym and identify the characters by their names! Maybe some of them would take a hint about their annoying behavior!

 

[The Ranger]

Actually, though my memoery fails me in such a fragile age...Lobo is more along the lines of Jimmy Chia-pet

Heh heh heh

Ranger

 

[new@gettinbig]

So true