A Day in the life of a pro bber

[swole]

9:00 Have wife cook up 12 eggwhites and wheat toast. Yell at her for using "butter" instead of "Pam".

3:15 With shower running, flex nude in mirror until steam from hot shower begins to obscure physique. Admire self for additional fifteen minutes.
Real World Application: Love Thyself.

5:00 Browse through Flex magazine to pick up "competitive edge" by stealing "secrets" and "training tips" from other pros. Consider trying 45 set calf workout to "spark new growth" "up to 2 inches in one week". Settle on doubling site injections four weeks out.
Real World Application: There is an easy way and a hard way to do everything. Take the easy way.

7:00 Open fridge to sneak some ice cream when wife is "busy" doing laundry. Get caught with spoon in mouth and conjure up something about "ketosis" and "low insulin levels" to convince wife "Cherry Garcia"-fix is "necessary" and "not cheating".
Real World Application: White lies are the key to a successful marriage.

Flex arms in microwave oven reflection.

lmfaooooooooo who doesn't do this as it is??

 

[SouthernLord]

lol.. good one

 

[Tatyana]

lmfaooooooooo who doesn't do this as it is??

Go on, tell us

 

[hardrock]

LOL. Good shit.

 

[swole]

Go on, tell us

i'm no pro but from a simple amateur here is what i got

every surface that can somewhat provide even a glimmer of a reflection is used for flexing purposes.

for example.

my laptop. when i go to boot it up i can see my traps and delts. i flex them until the glow of the windows screen makes it no longer possible for me to see myself.

car windows in parking lots as i'm walking by them. you should see me do a side chest pose only to realize there are people in the car (kidding).

changing room mirrors are the best!! i'm always twice as wide in them lol

store windows in the mall

wondering if anyone has ever even spot injected their hamstring. disgusting thought huh?

rejecting clothes that make your back look too wide, or your arms too small compared to your delts or your chest too big for your delts and wishing you could just walk around without a shirt because nothing makes your physique look balanced other than your birthday suit

coming to terms that no matter how big of a waist size you get, boot cut jeans simply won't fit over your quads, hams and ass.

coming to terms that button up shirts that fit your back and arms are simply too long, and the ones that are short enough to wear untucked are made for 98lb girls.

no matter how jacked you are, you will always look thinner and less muscular in a black shirt. even if it's skin-tight and size S from abercrombie.

that's all i have for now.

 

[Beachboy6294]

LMAO!! Awesome post's Swole!! So true!

 

[Wulfgar]

Ive spot injected my hamstring