The first two points have EVERYTHING to do with the topic bro.
#1 - How many people can afford or are willing to pay that much for their first cycle?
#2 - How well can n00bs tell fake aas from the real deal. Primo being the most faked steroids raises the chances of noobs having a really shity first cycle as a result of bad gear.
As for the rest of your points:
How do you compare the versatility of primo with how you can add test to pretty much everything and anything?
Test gives you size, strength, vascularity, feelings of well being. How well does Primo compare to that.
Usually first cycles are for growth. How well does Primo compare to test if you want a bulking cycle?
Do you think Primo will give anywhere near the gains test will give as a first cycle?
Don't you think Primo is a little overrated, when compared to Masteron, which is pretty close to it?
A lot of people desire "aggression' in their workouts. How does primo compare to test in terms of raising one's aggression?
Test gives you a healthy appetite. Does Primo do that as well, and to what degree?