Choose my new car

[uamaverick]

OK, so sometime in the near future, I'm getting a new car. I'm keeping my current vehicle, because Goddamnit I do all the work on it myself and it's mine and nobody can have it and suck my dick etc etc....I currently have a 2000 Chevy Blazer with 135k miles on it. It's my first and only vehicle I've ever had, and it's still a beast. It's not going anywhere. I actually just put a brand new hood on and I'm thinking about putting a new engine in with about 50k miles on it for only $675.


I'm leaning towards the Jaguar XKR. It's a poor man's Aston Martin V8 with great performance and it looks sick as shit. The old XKR chassis from around 2005 looked like dickburger, but the newest chassis looks really slick. I've found some used 2009 models with 10-30k miles from $40-60,000. That's not bad at all. Maintenance doesn't look too hard to work on either, I've watched a lot of videos on it.

This won't be a daily driver. I'm still going to drive my blazer until it dies. This is going to be for fun. Imagine the scenario:

date #1 in blazer

if girl is cool, date #2 in XKR

/face melts

 

[Mr. dB]

I bet if you look you could find an Aston in that price range. Depreciation on the high dollar cars is staggering.

Or a low-miles BMW M5 or M6.

 

[PICK3]

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[brownbrown]

Db is right, Bimmers a better choice mav.

 

[lartinos]

Why spend so much on a car?
That is quite an upgrade.
Your first car is a Gladiator's kind of car.

 

[cindylou]

Your first car is a Gladiator's kind of car.

lol

 

[Mr. dB]

Your first car is a Gladiator's kind of car.

A Gladiolamobile would be more like a Geo Metro or a fifteen year old Neon. Or an Olds Achieva.

 

[jiggagold]

lol

l o l

 

[PICK3]

Buy American bish!

 

[uamaverick]

Why spend so much on a car?
That is quite an upgrade.
Your first car is a Gladiator's kind of car.

Because I have the money? Because I want to?

And I really don't care what anybody thinks about my Blazer. I like it. That's all that matters.

 

[EarthRider]

Because I have the money? Because I want to?

And I really don't care what anybody thinks about my Blazer. I like it. That's all that matters.

buy a house, not a stupid car

oh and

"oh look at me i can buy a car"

 

[ChristianDom96]

buy a Bugatti Veyron

 

[brownbrown]

Buy American bish!

Jaguar = Ford.
Aston Martin = Ford

Jus sayin.


Bmws are built here by Americans.

PICK3= Knot a car guy...

 

[ChristianDom96]

BB here is into crotch rockets

 

[brownbrown]

Build Your Own=

Build Your Own=

 

[brownbrown]

buy a house, not a stupid car

oh and

"oh look at me i can buy a car"

Maybe he already has one.

 

[EnderJE]

 

[ChristianDom96]

http://feministing.com/imageStorage/fagbug2.jpeg

LAWLZ

 

[juiceddreadlocks]

Because I have the money? Because I want to?

And I really don't care what anybody thinks about my Blazer. I like it. That's all that matters.

That's how I feel... my diesel truck has >200k and I'm going to keep driving it until I wreck it bad enough the body isnt salvageable or I can pay cash for a new 3/4 ton tricked out diesel. At the point I can pay cash for around $80k I'll probably look back and laugh thinking about paying that much for a truck.

If Sam Walton could drive a beat up pickup until the day he died, well I dont see a ton of reason to get a flashy car.

 

[WoodyO]

Get a rickshaw and a Chinese boy to pull it.

 

[pdaddyII]

OK, so sometime in the near future, I'm getting a new car. I'm keeping my current vehicle, because Goddamnit I do all the work on it myself and it's mine and nobody can have it and suck my dick etc etc....I currently have a 2000 Chevy Blazer with 135k miles on it. It's my first and only vehicle I've ever had, and it's still a beast. It's not going anywhere. I actually just put a brand new hood on and I'm thinking about putting a new engine in with about 50k miles on it for only $675.


I'm leaning towards the Jaguar XKR. It's a poor man's Aston Martin V8 with great performance and it looks sick as shit. The old XKR chassis from around 2005 looked like dickburger, but the newest chassis looks really slick. I've found some used 2009 models with 10-30k miles from $40-60,000. That's not bad at all. Maintenance doesn't look too hard to work on either, I've watched a lot of videos on it.

This won't be a daily driver. I'm still going to drive my blazer until it dies. This is going to be for fun. Imagine the scenario:

date #1 in blazer

if girl is cool, date #2 in XKR

/face melts

I just test drove a Porsche Cayenne Turbo with 42K miles for 60K. It had 500hp, twin turbo charged 32 valve V-8 and was a beast. It had the carbon fiber package as well. It retailed for 115K brand new....fuck I want it baaaaaaaad.

My votes for that breh

 

[uamaverick]

Ill take a look at that if there's one around. The thing about cars is, until you drive it, you have no idea if you'll like it or not. I could test drive the xkr and absolutely hate it.

Somebody mentioned a bugatti veyron. I actually saw one on the road about three weeks ago. I was like holy shit wtf

 

[uamaverick]

Ill take a look at that if there's one around. The thing about cars is, until you drive it, you have no idea if you'll like it or not. I could test drive the xkr and absolutely hate it.

Somebody mentioned a bugatti veyron. I actually saw one on the road about three weeks ago. I was like holy shit wtf

 

[TableFun]

Wait til you have to service it...

 

[pdaddyII]

Wait til you have to service it...

The downside to an expensive car...expensive parts.

 

[TableFun]

The downside to an expensive car...expensive parts.

indeed.

 

[nangiggles]

buy an 89 bronco and put giant wheels on it

 

[TableFun]

buy an 89 bronco and put giant wheels on it

Now we're talking!

 

[nangiggles]

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a347/Junkyardslug/Truck/IM000977.jpg
http://www.blogcdn.com/www.autoblog.com/media/2006/05/Bronco_TedNugent.JPG

 

[Mr. dB]

Build Your Own=

Build Your Own=

Forty-seven grand and you only have a choice of three colors?

 

[brownbrown]

Forty-seven grand and you only have a choice of three colors?

Hahaha, Sí.
Non M series are the ones with the palate
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[ChristianDom96]

Bmw's are too much for the performance they put out.. i cant say alot bc i dont drive yet but id rather take a c6 z06 and smoke any bmw anyday.. the price for a c6 z06 is the price for a higher end bmw

 

[brownbrown]

Bmw's are too much for the performance they put out.. i cant say alot bc i dont drive yet but id rather take a c6 z06 and smoke any bmw anyday.. the price for a c6 z06 is the price for a higher end bmw

Your looking at numbers. Ive driven Bmw and F-body. Two different worlds.
And two different concepts
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[ChristianDom96]

Your looking at numbers. Ive driven Bmw and F-body. Two different worlds.
And two different concepts
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yep.. i was just speaking about performance but obv no one cares bout that.. performance wise vette beats bmw

 

[brownbrown]

yep.. i was just speaking about performance but obv no one cares bout that.. performance wise vette beats bmw

No not really. Your still thinking of Horsepower. BMWS handle like a dream. Especially thd Awd ones.

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[ChristianDom96]

No not really. Your still thinking of Horsepower. BMWS handle like a dream. Especially thd Awd ones.

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true.. but u hardly see any suped up bmws bc they are expensive and expensive to fix up and maintenance wise.. u see more suped up vettes.. totally just my 2 cents. my stepdad had a 1000whp c5 z06 and recently just sold a c6 vette w/ z51 package

 

[uamaverick]

If I was wanting to go with outright dominance in performance, I would go with the ZR1. I don't like the looks of the M series, sorry. Just personal preference.

 

[ChristianDom96]

If I was wanting to go with outright dominance in performance, I would go with the ZR1. I don't like the looks of the M series, sorry. Just personal preference.

agreed! zr1 is a badass car GM def did their homework on making that car i went to a american car show and they had a new 2011 Zr1 i was all over it

 

[PICK3]

I highly recommend the beige Chevy Malibu rental car special!

 

[brownbrown]

If I was wanting to go with outright dominance in performance, I would go with the ZR1. I don't like the looks of the M series, sorry. Just personal preference.

Me neither. I dont think they are anywhere as sexy as GM muscle. BUT Fuck they are perfect to drive.

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[PICK3]

i cant say alot bc i dont drive yet

ololololol!

 

[TableFun]

Go with a baja bug.

 

[PICK3]

 

[TableFun]

 

[PICK3]

 

[PICK3]

 

[Mr. dB]

The grille looks like a Lady Remington.

 

[PICK3]

The grille looks like a Lady Remington.

So you don't it?

 

[Lambruh]

Why buy used vehicle for $40-60k?

Buy new and get it serviced free imo

I like the new Optimas, but I'm not richz as everybor here. If I was id buy a life

 

[brownbrown]

Thats the SHO right pick?
Too bad its a ford :-(. Other wise it would be a badass Grama car.
Its still better than the Malibu though..

 

[TableFun]

The grille looks like a Lady Remington.

How abOut the grille on the new Lincolns? It looks like the baleen of a blue whale.

 

[Mr. dB]

So you don't it?

Why would anyone a Ford Taurus? It's an automotive appliance, not an enthusiast car. And it's fucking huge.

 

[brownbrown]

Why would anyone a Ford Taurus? It's an automotive appliance, not an enthusiast car. And it's fucking huge.

I think thats the SHO Taurus Db. 360hp(not sure on exact) twin turbo.

 

[PICK3]

I think thats the SHO Taurus Db. 360hp(not sure on exact) twin turbo.

it is the SHO

 

[redsamurai]

It looks like the baleen of a blue whale.

actually it looks more like you should stfu.

 

[TableFun]

actually it looks more like you should stfu.

lol what's it like knowing everybody think's your fucking retarded?

 

[redsamurai]

lol what's it like knowing everybody think's your fucking retarded?

LOL, I dunno, LOL does it matter what monkeys think?lol Now go ahead and poop on yourself.lol




































LOL

 

[TableFun]

LOL, I dunno, LOL does it matter what monkeys think?lol Now go ahead and poop on yourself.lol




































LOL

 

[redsamurai]

ooo another picture link....wow that's so not over done or anything or points at all to a general lack of creativity or anything like that.

 

[brownbrown]

actually it looks more like you should stfu.

Olololol

 

[Mr. dB]

How abOut the grille on the new Lincolns? It looks like the baleen of a blue whale.

So true.

 

[redsamurai]

So true.

yeah technically he's not wrong but he still needs to stfu

 

[TableFun]

olololol

 

[Mr. dB]

I think thats the SHO Taurus Db. 360hp(not sure on exact) twin turbo.

Still not particularly fast, too big and bloated to handle well, and too expensive.

 

[PICK3]

and too expensive.

compared to

 

[redsamurai]

compared to

not your hole cause we know that's rented out cheap

 

[Mr. dB]

compared to

So you're saying this is the best deal for $39K?

Even giving up 2 seconds on the 0-60, I'd rather have an Audi A4 than the SHO any day. Or a stripper 328i. I'll take nimble but not fast over fast but not nimble.

I bet even a stripper V6 Mustang would take the SHO on a twisty road like the "Tail Of The Dragon".

 

[PICK3]

So you're saying this is the best deal for $39K?

Even giving up 2 seconds on the 0-60, I'd rather have an Audi A4 than the SHO any day. Or a stripper 328i. I'll take nimble but not fast over fast but not nimble.

I bet even a stripper V6 Mustang would take the SHO on a twisty road like the "Tail Of The Dragon".

comparing apples to oranges

buy your Audi ... it will look sharp behind the tow truck going in for repairs all the time

 

[redsamurai]

but why even buy a car when you have a fabulous unicorn to ride?

 

[TableFun]

for an extra 5k I'd take the 5 liter Genesis

 

[PICK3]

but why even buy a car when you have a fabulous unicorn to ride?

round brown is taken

 

[TableFun]

lmao

 

[redsamurai]

when you ride him do you take his horn and affix it to the saddle instead?

 

[Mr. dB]

comparing apples to oranges

buy your Audi ... it will look sharp behind the tow truck going in for repairs all the time

The Taurus fits a niche that doesn't exist. And at $39K for a TAURUS, I bet depreciation is a bitch. How about coughing up another $2K and going with the Acura TL?

And Audis made after about 2006 or so have been pretty reliable.

 

[PICK3]

The Taurus fits a niche that doesn't exist.

cum on bro, that's verbatim from the article

And at $39K for a TAURUS, I bet depreciation is a bitch. How about coughing up another $2K and going with the Acura TL?

And Audis made after about 2006 or so have been pretty reliable.

knot really and the repair costs are high

Taurus is just a better car ... don't be a domestic car hater sheep

 

[TableFun]

Where did menstrual samurai go? I'd like to hear his thoughts.

 

[PICK3]

Where did menstrual samurai go? I'd like to hear his thoughts.

I woodn't feed into his homo spank bank so he got bent and pick up his marbles and left

 

[redsamurai]

i'm right here fags waddya want?

 

[redsamurai]

Where did menstrual samurai go? I'd like to hear his thoughts.

haha menstrual samurai that's funny. Did you pace infront of your computer for 10 minutes before you came up with that one? It was totally worth it cause it totally lands bro.

 

[PICK3]

haha menstrual samurai that's funny. Did you pace infront of your computer for 10 minutes before you came up with that one? It was totally worth it cause it totally lands bro.

if cuming up with a "good one" was correlated to pacing, I suggest you start training for an ultra marathon before your next poast




just sayin'

 

[TableFun]

nah, I was waiting for the perfect time to use it, but then got tired of waiting for you to come back

 

[redsamurai]

<facepalm> omg what are you?


I must now insist for the second time in this thread you stfu. If I started calling you tablefuck do you think we could start a bromance or something? Just be two little stupid fags calling each other shit that 4th graders could come up with?

 

[redsamurai]

actually don't answer that last post cause I told ya to stfu.....sorry don't want to give you mixed signals.

 

[PICK3]

do you think we could start a bromance or something?

round brown wood knot permit it

 

[TableFun]

lololol

 

[redsamurai]

round brown wood knot permit it

your mix of butch and fem is what keeps plunkey coming back isn't it? He just can't get enough can he?

 

[brownbrown]

round brown wood knot permit it

Hell no he wont bish's... You bes know your place...

 

[Mr. dB]

cum on bro, that's verbatim from the article




knot really and the repair costs are high

Taurus is just a better car ... don't be a domestic car hater sheep

What article?

4300 pounds. That's just too much for any "sporting" vehicle.

If the domestics made a car that fit my preferences, I'd consider.

 

[TableFun]

What article?

4300 pounds. That's just too much for any "sporting" vehicle.

If the domestics made a car that fit my preferences, I'd consider.

When I saw this video a couple of weeks ago, I thought of you. This thing would be loads of fun.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8UE2s6VlXA

 

[redsamurai]

This thing would be loads of fun.

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you shutting the fuck up would also be loads of fun, bet you didn't know that.

 

[PICK3]

What article?

http://www.autoguide.com/manufacturer/ford/2012-ford-taurus-sho-review-1724.html

the Taurus SHO is stuck in a strange no-man’s land in the performance world. Nobody considering an import performance sedan is going to look at this vehicle, and the Mopar twins make a much bigger statement

4300 pounds. That's just too much for any "sporting" vehicle.

If the domestics made a car that fit my preferences, I'd consider.

thought you were old like me

 

[TableFun]

you shutting the fuck up would also be loads of fun, bet you didn't know that.

your so desperate

 

[mrplunkey]

your so desperate

Script him some prozac and seroquel?

 

[PICK3]

your so desperate

*you're

 

[brownbrown]

*you're

Ololololololol. BAM! Grammar Police strike again

 

[TableFun]

Script him some prozac and seroquel?

I was thinking Zyprexa.

 

[mrplunkey]

if cuming up with a "good one" was correlated to pacing, I suggest you start training for an ultra marathon before your next poast

just sayin'

Hahhahaha!

Just saw that one. I must have gotten behind.

 

[PICK3]

Hahhahaha!

Just saw that one. I must have gotten behind.

I've gotten behind before.

 

[redsamurai]

your so irritated

fixed

 

[Mr. dB]

When I saw this video a couple of weeks ago, I thought of you. This thing would be loads of fun.

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