I was rear ended today

[PICK3]

I estimate the magnitude of impact to be approximately 1850-2150 psi, although I did knot have a transducer calibrated to avoirdupois units embedded in my ass at the time of collision


just sayin'

 

[wootoom]

LOLLLLOLLLLLLLL omg im fucking dying

 

[mrplunkey]

I bet it ended with a bunch of the other guy's steering fluid getting sprayed into your carburetor.

 

[EarthRider]

you feeling ok, any injuries

 

[mrplunkey]

you feeling ok, any injuries

I bet he blew an o-ring.

 

[zwhit]

ahaha i lol'd when I realized who made the thread

 

[PICK3]

I bet he blew an o-ring.

I blew a seal

 

[EarthRider]

how are you going to get that repaired

 

[zwhit]

that all you blew?

 

[wootoom]

i blew a seahorse and waved goodbye

 

[mrplunkey]

Here's a pic of the car that hit him:

 

[wootoom]

Lololol!!!

 

[PICK3]

 

[EarthRider]

lmao

thing was black huh

 

[mrplunkey]

lmao

thing was black huh

Pick3 prefers the dark meet.

 

[mrplunkey]

It didn't help that pick3 was driving this:

 

[PICK3]

I drive a beige Chevy Malibu

Official ride of the tea baggers ... I mean tea party conservatives




just sayin'

 

[wootoom]

I drive a beige Chevy Malibu

Official ride of the tea baggers ... I mean tea party conservatives




just sayin'

I want to FUCK you...no homo

 

[PICK3]

I want to FUCK you...no homo

 

[WoodyO]

Yep, Beige Malibu's make them wet every time...

 

[Chopzilla]

I didn't know you put out on the first date hope you guys used protection

 

[wootoom]

stfu

 

[PICK3]

Yep, Beige Malibu's make them wet every time...

The white stains in the backseat aren't from spilling a milkshake.

just sayin'

 

[wootoom]

Is it parked by an elementary school?

 

[PICK3]

Is it parked by an elementary school?

no pedo!


btw, I rawk a 4 cylinder cuz I'm conscious of my carbon footprint

 

[*ebony*]

It didn't help that pick3 was driving this:

lolololol...omg thats too much. how did you even find that pic.
lololol

 

[PICK3]

lolololol...omg thats too much. how did you even find that pic.
lololol

knot funny

 

[miplank]

That window tint looks like the cheap shit

 

[PICK3]

That window tint looks like the cheap shit

lifetime warranty bish

 

[*ebony*]

knot funny

Im sorry, I realized how cruel it was to laugh and consequently encouraging the plunkster's weird sexual eharassment fetish. That is why i left you guys a gift, to smooth things over.

 

[mrplunkey]

The white stains in the backseat aren't from spilling a milkshake.

just sayin'

Well no wonder you're geigh!

That model comes standard with 500' gnash repulsion radius.

 

[JAKE-PATRIOTS]

I got a new car a couple of years ago. I got rear ended on the highway three weeks later. Two weeks after that, while still waiting for parts for the repair, I was at a gas station waiting for a guy to finish plowing snow out from between the pumps.

A couple minutes go buy, he finishes and backs out and then cuts his wheel and slams right into the front end of my car. I was livid.

 

[PICK3]

I got a new car a couple of years ago. I got rear ended on the highway three weeks later. Two weeks after that, while still waiting for parts for the repair, I was at a gas station waiting for a guy to finish plowing snow out from between the pumps.

A couple minutes go buy, he finishes and backs out and then cuts his wheel and slams right into the front end of my car. I was livid.

I bet I've been rear ended moar than you

 

[PICK3]

I bet I've been rear ended moar than you

^^^
bookie event!

 

[mrplunkey]

^^^
bookie event!

A bet based on a certainty isn't really a bet.

I'll bet the sun rises tomorrow morning too.

 

[-SD-]

rear ended at 2150psi by a 5-axis processor must be thread worthy indeed

 

[mrplunkey]

rear ended at 2150psi by a 5-axis processor must be thread worthy indeed

I warmed-up the 5-axis processor earlier this evening!

Gonna start a project soon. I'm considering going made scientist up in this bitch for a little while.

 

[-SD-]

I warmed-up the 5-axis processor earlier this evening!

Gonna start a project soon. I'm considering going made scientist up in this bitch for a little while.

machine my ass a terminator halloween mask rob. I would take 1st place at every costume contest i entered.

 

[mrplunkey]

machine my ass a terminator halloween mask rob. I would take 1st place at every costume contest i entered.

A five-axis mill could most definitely machine it, but I'd need a 3D model for it. That part would be a bitch.

The machining itself would prolly take 2-3 days, but you just get it going and go to bed anyway.

 

[PICK3]

Well no wonder you're geigh!

and that Butt Rover thing you drive isn't

I warmed-up the 5-axis processor earlier this evening!

Gonna start a project soon. I'm considering going made scientist up in this bitch for a little while.

*mad

and by "mad" you mean "Mo"

 

[mrplunkey]

and that Butt Rover thing you drive isn't

and by "mad" you mean "Mo"

1) Range Rover = gas guzzling poon magnet.

2) Don't you MO-up a pick3 thre... oh, wait. Never mind.

 

[miplank]

range rover is a chicks car

 

[EarthRider]

i'd take one

 

[miplank]

^^my point exactly^^

 

[PICK3]

George Michael approves of teh Butt Rover

 

[mrplunkey]

George Michael approves of teh Butt Rover

Gah! That's even the same color as mine.

I'm gonna go bang my wife just to play it safe.

I'm str9.6

 

[WoodyO]

I'm gonna go bang my wife just to play it safe.

Get in line

 

[-SD-]

Gah! That's even the same color as mine.

I'm gonna go bang my wife just to play it safe.

I'm str9.6

probably a good idea if you burn teh vibrams discovered in your closet also

 

[mrplunkey]

probably a good idea if you burn teh vibrams discovered in your closet also

I cannot deny this.

I might as well tuck, tape and head to Cutters -- ass-up, face down.

 

[nangiggles]

do you still have them?

 

[nangiggles]

I was gonna buy some nice timberland shows until I found this on them
http://cdn2.iofferphoto.com/img/item/205/040/970/V1go.jpg

 

[-SD-]

I was gonna buy some nice timberland shows until I found this on them
damn couldnt load the pic...

*shoes

 

[nangiggles]

LOL WTF was that!? shows? I mean really?!?!

 

[wootoom]

George Michael approves of teh Butt Rover

LOLOOLOLOLOLOLOL omg im dying

 

[WoodyO]

I think he's holding a copy of the 3D bluray of "cloudy with a chance of meatball" in that pic. Pedo?

 

[mrplunkey]

I was gonna buy some nice timberland shows until I found this on them
http://cdn2.iofferphoto.com/img/item/205/040/970/V1go.jpg

Same damn thing happened to me.

Imagine the horror when I saw that in my closet...

 

[nangiggles]

Same damn thing happened to me.

Imagine the horror when I saw that in my closet...

did you throw em away or u still got em?

 

[-SD-]

Same damn thing happened to me.

Imagine the horror when I saw that in my closet...

did it make you come out of the closet lol

 

[mrplunkey]

did you throw em away or u still got em?

I kept them...

 

[mrplunkey]

did it make you come out of the closet lol

Not yet!

But I am concerned. I'm hitting teh p00n every day just to play it safe.

 

[nangiggles]

I kept them...

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploads18/revoked_card1310742897.jpg
http://tapatalk.com/mu/a6898cf3-c038-88eb.jpg
http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/d2a4f191-0a1e-4ef7-985a-e4a76903cc25.jpg

 

[Chopzilla]

Don't forget your purse
Lololololololoo

 

[*ebony*]

machine my ass a terminator halloween mask rob. I would take 1st place at every costume contest i entered.

hhhmmm, I don't think your capable of producing a superior costume camel toe, like this awesome dude...

http://ilol.co/upload_pic/4434.jpg

 

[mrplunkey]

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploads18/revoked_card1310742897.jpg
http://tapatalk.com/mu/a6898cf3-c038-88eb.jpg
http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/d2a4f191-0a1e-4ef7-985a-e4a76903cc25.jpg

 

[JAKE-PATRIOTS]

hhhmmm, I don't think your capable of producing a superior costume camel toe, like this awesome dude...

http://ilol.co/upload_pic/4434.jpg

It's early, but why did I click on that???

 

[PICK3]

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploads18/revoked_card1310742897.jpg
http://tapatalk.com/mu/a6898cf3-c038-88eb.jpg
http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/d2a4f191-0a1e-4ef7-985a-e4a76903cc25.jpg

revoking my man card is knot an option

it's tattooed across my torso, much like an elite combat soldier tattoos his dog tags for post mortem identification


just sayin'

 

[miplank]

Pics or you have a lower back tat.

 

[nangiggles]

tramps stamp FTW!

 

[mrplunkey]

Pics or you have a lower back tat.

He has a lower back tat. It says: "Don't Pull Out!"

 

[*ebony*]

It's early, but why did I click on that???

cause that costume is the awesomeness. Batman or spiderman? I haven't decide with im gonna be this holloween.

 

[PICK3]

He has a lower back tat. It says: "Don't Pull Out!"

pics?

 

[mrplunkey]

pics?

You should post a pic. Just have Mr. Long John snap a pic of your lower back next time he's looking down at it.