You know you're a fitness/figure/BB competitor when....

[buffalogal]

I love it!

Makes me feel better about that pack of sugar free gum I downed in one day.

 

[Quadsweeps Sister]

I like how the brown toilet seat was first on the list. I have ruined many, the stain stays forever - if its 7 coats of Protan.

There's just no way to explain it to anyone...they're like, "Yeah, um......riiiiiiiight."

 

[Sassy69]

LMAO - that was totally how you could tell you were in the women's bathroom at the Nationals this yr -- protan on all the seats & not quite manly yet very baritone voices.

 

[caligirl]

funny stuff! I have 4 different cooler colors just because I get sick of the same old , same old.....

 

[Miss24k]

A few of you are laughing but the only 1 on that list that I can't relate to seriously is #18, I just can't get down with asparagus.

 

[Sassy69]

Broccoli has its own set of side effects.

Thus the supply of Beano & Digestive Enzymes!

 

[scorpiogirl]

I have to admit.....I have Beano on hand!

 

[treilin]

That was great to read! I feel better about a lot of things I can relate to on that list. Especially the TMJ from chewing sugar free gum.

 

[jenscats5]

OMG!! Soooo true!!

A tip - the Mr. Clean Magic Eraser takes the Protan off the terlet seat....well 99% of it....

 

[MsBeverlyHills]

your worry that Kelly Ryan wont be able to get her chicken breast & brown rice in jail...