when old school Metallica or Slayer is playing over the sound system when you enter the gym.
You ask for a towel, and the reply is "no b*tches here to do your laundry!"
Every weight in the place has at least 30 years of caked on rust on them.
The women ask if you need a spotter.
The only cardio equipment is an antique statoinary bike, and when you peddle it, it acts like a huge fan to cool the place off.