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Captain_insano
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When your jaw is bigger than your boyfreinds! OH!!!
Hey Bigsatan...it is a little hot in here. LMAO!
Hey Bigsatan...it is a little hot in here. LMAO!
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You know you are a bodybuilder chick when
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When people refer to you as "Mr. ..."?
Happened to Ms Wilson before she got her implants years ago. We were at a Bob Evans in Kentucky and Ms Wilson had a tank top on. Some old bat took care of us, took my order then turned to Ms Wilson and said, "what would you like sir." I said, HER order is the same as mine. The old bat about stroked out on us at the table. Very entertaining. I think she went into the back room and smoked the entire pack of cigarettes that she had in her pocket before she brought the order out.
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Happened to Ms Wilson before she got her implants years ago. We were at a Bob Evans in Kentucky and Ms Wilson had a tank top on. Some old bat took care of us, took my order then turned to Ms Wilson and said, "what would you like sir." I said, HER order is the same as mine. The old bat about stroked out on us at the table. Very entertaining. I think she went into the back room and smoked the entire pack of cigarettes that she had in her pocket before she brought the order out.
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pumpgirl
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JEEZ!!!!! that's harsh!!!! lol!!! i hope the mrs. didn't get upset! i had on a tshirt and jeans one day with my hair up in a baseball cap and one of those hat wearing, mr. t jewlery starter kit sporting, pants about to fall off their no muscle- having ass, lowered honda accord with the neon bulbs underneath with the obnoxious sounding exhaust pipe driving people....well....you know....the ones that wear their hats so far down on their face that they will probably end up with self-induced neck problems from the angle they have to keep their neck at in order to see......ok.....i'm getting carried away.....asked me if i ever got accused of being a guy.....i said no and asked him if HE ever had...lol! he just turned and walked away....probably because i outweighed him by 20 lbs. hehehehe!!!! well...that was my experience with being called a guy somewhat...
JEEZ!!!!! that's harsh!!!! lol!!! i hope the mrs. didn't get upset! i had on a tshirt and jeans one day with my hair up in a baseball cap and one of those hat wearing, mr. t jewlery starter kit sporting, pants about to fall off their no muscle- having ass, lowered honda accord with the neon bulbs underneath with the obnoxious sounding exhaust pipe driving people....well....you know....the ones that wear their hats so far down on their face that they will probably end up with self-induced neck problems from the angle they have to keep their neck at in order to see......ok.....i'm getting carried away.....asked me if i ever got accused of being a guy.....i said no and asked him if HE ever had...lol! he just turned and walked away....probably because i outweighed him by 20 lbs. hehehehe!!!! well...that was my experience with being called a guy somewhat...
VooDoo Lady
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SO far my 4 year old son has been the only one to call me a man! (see below) heeheehee
SteelWeaver
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Sassy69 said:When people refer to you as "Mr. ..."?
Ha ha! This is the weirdest: I was called Mr or sir LONG before I started weight training. Long hair, skirt, 36C bursting out of my top for *******'s sake! I could never figure out what got people confused. The only thing I can imagine is that I'm taller than most women. And really, friends have said it's totally weird, too.
I don't have high test levels - or, I sincerely doubt I do, very lightly sprinkled blonde body hair - don't need to shave ... Just don't get it.
You know you're a bodybuilding chick when you tell your dad you're going on a new diet, and he says "What do you need a diet for, you're already as thin as a rake?" and you have to say "No, dad, I'm trying to put ON weight!"
You know you're a bodybuilding chick when girls start coming onto you. LOLOLOL
Just a few:
When you overhear your husbands friend ask him, "Aren't you worried that if she gets any bigger she might hurt you in a fight some day?"
When your kids are overheard saying, "Yeah!? Well, my mom OR my dad can kick your dads butt!!!!"
While you are reading the newspaper the kids bring you a jar asking, "Can you open this for dad?"
When you start using your critical female eye to estimate BF percentages of others you see in the mall.
When four out of five telemarketers start with, "Good evening SIR!" and the fifth asked for the "lady of the house."
All your friends say, "Do you have a cold? You sound hoarse!"
You have to buy all pants at least two sizes big and then take them to a seamstress to be cut down in the butt and waist to fit.
The only fitted clingy blouses that fit are knit, spandex, or custom made.
When you grimly walk up to the car window of the zit-faced, smart-butt, teenage boy that just flipped you off in traffic, and all he can say is, "Oh SHIT!!! We're gonna get killed!!!"
When you pick up all six grocery bags, one containing a 22lb frozen turkey, from the checkout line with one hand. Then leave the wide-eyed, open-mouthed bagboy holding an empty cart staring at your butt as you saunter out the door.
When you correct the misinformation being traded in the gym by two guys that were talking about steroids and protein synthesis.
When you can convert standard plate sizes into Kg without having to think twice.
When you check carbohydrate and protein content of food labels before the calories and fats.
When you overhear your husbands friend ask him, "Aren't you worried that if she gets any bigger she might hurt you in a fight some day?"
When your kids are overheard saying, "Yeah!? Well, my mom OR my dad can kick your dads butt!!!!"
While you are reading the newspaper the kids bring you a jar asking, "Can you open this for dad?"
When you start using your critical female eye to estimate BF percentages of others you see in the mall.
When four out of five telemarketers start with, "Good evening SIR!" and the fifth asked for the "lady of the house."
All your friends say, "Do you have a cold? You sound hoarse!"
You have to buy all pants at least two sizes big and then take them to a seamstress to be cut down in the butt and waist to fit.
The only fitted clingy blouses that fit are knit, spandex, or custom made.
When you grimly walk up to the car window of the zit-faced, smart-butt, teenage boy that just flipped you off in traffic, and all he can say is, "Oh SHIT!!! We're gonna get killed!!!"
When you pick up all six grocery bags, one containing a 22lb frozen turkey, from the checkout line with one hand. Then leave the wide-eyed, open-mouthed bagboy holding an empty cart staring at your butt as you saunter out the door.
When you correct the misinformation being traded in the gym by two guys that were talking about steroids and protein synthesis.
When you can convert standard plate sizes into Kg without having to think twice.
When you check carbohydrate and protein content of food labels before the calories and fats.
Ceebs
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Re: You know you're a bodybuilder chick when...
...When you re-rack plates for people at the gym, just because.
...When your girlfriends call you, and not their boyfriends, because they need some heavy lifting done.
...When you rent an apartment on as high a floor as possible, just so you can take the stairs for extra cardio.
...When you coerce your significant other (who is also a bodybuilder) into having sex with you with the excuse of "But honey, vigorous sex burns 600 calories per hour, and I haven't done my cardio yet today!" **
...When that same significant other coerces you into swallowing because "it has protein!"
...When you talk about bodybuilding so much, your friends and family start dropping phrases like "striations", "glycemic index", "myofibril", and "sliding filament theory", and using them correctly.
-Ceebs.
** Is anyone else as amused as I am about how they measured that? Two people in a fitness lab hooked up to calorie expenditure machines, shagging away?
...When you re-rack plates for people at the gym, just because.
...When your girlfriends call you, and not their boyfriends, because they need some heavy lifting done.
...When you rent an apartment on as high a floor as possible, just so you can take the stairs for extra cardio.
...When you coerce your significant other (who is also a bodybuilder) into having sex with you with the excuse of "But honey, vigorous sex burns 600 calories per hour, and I haven't done my cardio yet today!" **
...When that same significant other coerces you into swallowing because "it has protein!"
...When you talk about bodybuilding so much, your friends and family start dropping phrases like "striations", "glycemic index", "myofibril", and "sliding filament theory", and using them correctly.
-Ceebs.
** Is anyone else as amused as I am about how they measured that? Two people in a fitness lab hooked up to calorie expenditure machines, shagging away?
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