You have the perfect penis and cooperative testicles....

[all the whey]

 

[Frisky]

Girls tell me that shit all the time...

whores.

dude chicks tell me that all the time too... except I buy my penis, to suit...

 

[rnch]

brag, brag, BRAGGGGGG.........

 

[jerkbox]

when they say it's "perfect", that means it's small

 

[rnch]

when they say it's "perfect", that means it's small

so you've also been told this, hey?

 

[jerkbox]

so you've also been told this, hey?

no sir.

 

[swole]

i make up for my average size sawseech with amazing fucking abilities

 

[Sub-Zero]

when they say it's "perfect", that means it's small

i agree 100%.

if they complain it hurt a bit, then they will probably be wanting it more often than a perfect one.

sadly, i only have a perfect one

 

[Sub-Zero]

i make up for my average size sawseech with amazing fucking abilities

i just jerk off alot

 

[heatherrae]

I have to remember this line for later. I bet it works as well as my really smooth pick up line -- "put it in me!" lol.