Good Lord guys, are you serious? That's just gross.
Do you realize what a mess of cottage cheese cellulite is under that dress? In doggie position, her shit is gonna be wobbling all over the place. If you can't slap that ass and it snap right back into position, you might as well just go fuck a tub of gelatin.
Rule #1: Girls that look skinny in clothes look great naked.
Rule #2: Boobs and bellies come and go, but bitchy lasts forever.
Learn it, live it, love it.