Would you drive 2 hours each way for...

[Werd]

PS - Mr "insert the name of the state" pissed me off so the entire thread is now negated. LOL


Now it is onto the guy who wants to dress like a woman (makeup and wig) and wants me to fuck him up the ass with a strapon.

I think I may be in looooooooooove! LOL

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

PS - Mr "insert the name of the state" pissed me off so the entire thread is now negated. LOL


Now it is onto the guy who wants to dress like a woman (makeup and wig) and wants me to fuck him up the ass with a strapon.

I think I may be in looooooooooove! LOL

What the...

 

[Werd]

For real.... and the dude is "straight up" NORMAL! LOL

 

[Werd]

okay a good lay is hard to find... I would defiantly do it and I have done it...I have to say though the way you are going on about him I think you may like it to be more than just a booty call.... Go for it... You deserve it!!

There was something about him that I was drawn to, but he REALLY pissed me off by sending mixed signals. So I sent him a lovely email telling him that I dont make it a habit to "pester" peeps, that he sent me mixed signals which wasn't fair, that I was straight up with him from the getco and would have apprectiated the same.

I closed by saying that if our paths crossed again I am sure it would be a hoot, if not then it was a pleasure.

And closed with *kiss on your cheek*

Even though he WAS a bootay call, I STILL wouldn't even enter into something like that if I didn't have A SHRED of liking or some appreciation and NO, his unbelievable bod wasn't enough... he was fucking dumber than a stump, but there was something raw and wounded in him that I found to be interesting... thought we could touch a small part of the other on occasion and share our bodies. Nothing more and nothing less.

But I dont play.... as he was. He would send all sorts of mixed signals then *poof* dodge me, then when I would say - Hey brutha - it was all good. He'd reply with "I dont get you, I STILL want to see you!"

LOL

It would have been tremendous fun.

Ah well.



"NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXT!"

 

[Carmen]

what kind of mixed signals can you get from someone you only want to screw?
was he telling you he didn't know if he wanted to anymore?

I can't believe how long this thread is.

 

[Spartacus]

So you being a mortician and having seen a few autopsies makes you far more qualified at disseminating information than my OBGYN who actually performed the surgery on MY vagina?

Shit maybe as women we should all just save our money wasting it giving it to our gynecologists and rush right out and ask our local morticians for advice.

LOL

You are a silly silly man. And as for fucking you silly. I wont disagree completely. For goodness sakes the man who was the inspiration for this thread was fucking dumber than a doornail (not saying YOU are) and I still drove 2 hours each way (once) to tag that bootay.

there is NO muscle tissue about the vaginal barrel
around the entrance only
I challenge you to find an OBGYN to correct me
you must have misunderstood your doc

 

[Carmen]

there is NO muscle tissue about the vaginal barrel
around the entrance only
I challenge you to find an OBGYN to correct me
you must have misunderstood your doc

i think there is something a doc can do when stitching the episiotomy- but its only at the vaginal opening, not the walls inside.
I've had two kids. still tight apparently.

 

[Spartacus]

She unlocks the cage and then struts over to the table, working that hot round ass for all its worth. I inhale her thick, sexy perfume, which she uses liberally. Mistress Werd hops up onto the table, and I ogle her amazing bronze thighs as they press against the red vinyl covering. She waves me to her.

I crawl towards my mistress, stopping at the point where her shiny stiletto boot is just inches from my face.

“Lick the dog shit off my boot, pathetic slave. You will tell me how beautiful I am. You will acknowledge how superior I am to you.”

I lap the sole of her boot ravenously. I shower her with compliments. I want to impress her desperately. I image myself sucking her stiletto heel so lovingly that I advance to the top of her stable. My penis is throbbing, desperate to engorge for her inspection.

“You’re a prissy boy, aren’t you?” she chides. “I’ll have you crying with one swipe of my rasp. You’re gonna break easy, I can see. You’ll beg for permanent transformation. You can’t resist my awesome pussy power. That is why your safe word will be now and forever ‘pussy’.”

 

[H_T_]

lmao @ safety words!

 

[Spartacus]

i think there is something a doc can do when stitching the episiotomy- but its only at the vaginal opening, not the walls inside.
I've had two kids. still tight apparently.

that's what I've been sayin'
been with a few women with two kids
some are as snug as a teenager
and other's aren't
I believe much has to do with genetics