would anyone like to join a fantasy football league?

[dawookie]

Ill do it.

 

[MarthaStewart]

Ill do it.

Good, but I called being the elf.

And sweet tits is totally hogging the wizard - so if you want to be that, you are screwed.

You can be an elf too, but not the one with the silver arrows.
You can have a cool cape or something.

Can we have gnomes in this thing? If so, you might want to consider that - or a dwarf. They get big ass axes. You could fuck shit up with a big axe.

seriously.

 

[Nathan]

I want to be an elf too. A pretty one. With big ears. And I refuse to wear pants. No fucking way.

 

[Bullit]

I will be an Orc and I'll fucking fight the gay wizard and his elf sidekick.

 

[dawookie]

I have a feeling that elves are hung like the asians.

I like the gnome idea, garden variety.

 

[MarthaStewart]

my bad, I thought you said jew.