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Worst sex EVER!
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Griz1
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So I'm just talking to a co-worker about this very subject (guess where I got the idea?) and he tells me a good one.
He's in his buddie's crew cab pickup with some drunk girl they picked up and, to shorten the story, they both wind up parked and fucking her in the back seat doggy style. He fucks her pussy and blows his load, but his buddy decides to ass-fuck her. Everything is fine until he pulls out and bam! She sprays diuretic feaces all over him, his dick, and the brand new truck's leather seats, doors and everything else. My co-worker said all he heard inside the truck was this guy swearing bloody Jesus and he open's the crew cab's back door covered in shit with his pants around his ankles. He said the smell was like a wave. He said it was like that picture floating around the internet called "Mexican Hangover" (you know the one with the guy bent over blowing an 8 foot stream of shit out his ass).
Apparently at this point they put the chick in the bed of the pickup, and somewhat cleaned out the back as best they could, and drove her home (all windows down). He said his buddy traded in the truck later that week cause the smell just wouldn't come out of the leather and door coverings.
I'm still bugging him cause I THINK the one that got sprayed was him, he swears it wasn't but I've got my doubts.
Good story out of him anyway.
He's in his buddie's crew cab pickup with some drunk girl they picked up and, to shorten the story, they both wind up parked and fucking her in the back seat doggy style. He fucks her pussy and blows his load, but his buddy decides to ass-fuck her. Everything is fine until he pulls out and bam! She sprays diuretic feaces all over him, his dick, and the brand new truck's leather seats, doors and everything else. My co-worker said all he heard inside the truck was this guy swearing bloody Jesus and he open's the crew cab's back door covered in shit with his pants around his ankles. He said the smell was like a wave. He said it was like that picture floating around the internet called "Mexican Hangover" (you know the one with the guy bent over blowing an 8 foot stream of shit out his ass).
Apparently at this point they put the chick in the bed of the pickup, and somewhat cleaned out the back as best they could, and drove her home (all windows down). He said his buddy traded in the truck later that week cause the smell just wouldn't come out of the leather and door coverings.
I'm still bugging him cause I THINK the one that got sprayed was him, he swears it wasn't but I've got my doubts.
Good story out of him anyway.
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Phaded
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AAP said:
can i get your autograph
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evansteve
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,,,awittyusername said:
lol
