Worst sex EVER!

[hotzie]

i had this one chick that about after 5 or 10 minutes of hittin it i started to smell this horrible odor , so i was like wtf, so i dipped my finger in to see if it was what i thought it was , it was . instant hardon killer so i stopped and was like "bitch you need to go take a shower now" so she does and comes back i start hittin it again same fuckin thing, smelled like 50 dead elephants . i lost it after that told her she needs to go see a doctor and to get the hell out of my house ... nasty bitch

 

[redcrimeboy]

I When I had my orgasm, I pulled out and he reached down and pulled my condom off and then turned it upside down to drain over his mouth. I could have beat his ass. he was a great kisser too, but I wouldn't kissing him again.

i just threw up a little and swallowed it.

 

[tiger88]

worst sex = she fell off the bed and hurt her elbow and I was ther polishing my nob by myself

wierdest - a gf (crazy hoe) i shot my load and landed on her stomach and she wanted me to snort the cum of her belly (ive snowballed so she got this birllant idea for me to snort it up


fuck that shit

 

[stfuhr]

Yesterday, I was banging this chick. And, she kept yelling "Hurry up and finish!! My van won't turn off!!! Dang!!!!"

ROFLMAO - Daaaaaang!!!

 

[DannoMight]

i once took this hot petite brunette home from the bar. when we got back to her friends place and got naked i saw the most disgusting ass ever. her asscrack had more hair (thick,black hair) growing out of it than on my entire body. when i seen that i just played it off like i was to drunk to do anything. then the next morning she was wanting to go on a date later and take care of unfinished business. i just didn't answer my phone for the next few days when she called. maybe i should have took her to a salon for a complete waxing.

 

[AAP]

i just threw up a little and swallowed it.

The thing was, it didn't just all run out right away and he was laying there, condom suspended a foot above his mouth waiting for it all to run down. I half expected him to stick his tongue in there and slurp it out.

God, I had planned to keep him there the rest of night and spend it on top deck, star watching, kissing and more sex. But his ass had to go.

 

[redcrimeboy]

The thing was, it didn't just all run out right away and he was laying there, condom suspended a foot above his mouth waiting for it all to run down. I half expected him to stick his tongue in there and slurp it out.
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ok, yeah, now i really did vomit.
thanks man.

 

[tinytank]

mine was, when i got her home i was pritty drunk, and i put my hand down to heat the oven... she was like "na not 2 fingers... 3" then 4 and she was asking for more,, , and thought fuck this im not going up there after that.. i just walked out her house lol.. so it wasnt really sex but it was to do sex

 

[GoldenDelicious]

the worst sex for me was the sex that was meant to happen, but didnt happen, but then years later could have happened, except that she had spoiled and turned into a prissy, whiny cow with crappy skin and so didnt happen again, leaving me feeling a tad nasty, even though i didnt do anything

...or maybe it was the one where she was naked and i changed my mind, said i had to get something from the car, jumped the fence, and left skidmarks all the way down the street, laughing like a hyena and doing my cross with my free hand, thanking God for my escape

aaaaaaaahahahahaha i just got a thrill of glee thinking about how fast i drove down that little street vroooooooooooooooooooom!!!!

 

[AAP]

mine was, when i got her home i was pritty drunk, and i put my hand down to heat the oven... she was like "na not 2 fingers... 3" then 4 and she was asking for more,, , and thought fuck this im not going up there after that.. i just walked out her house lol.. so it wasnt really sex but it was to do sex

You left? shit, I would have stuck around to see what all would fit up there. Lamps, pets, things she bought on eBay.