Women, what attracts you to a man?

[vinylgroover]

Baby, I had to leave ass off of my list because after seeing yours, I didn't think it was fair to give the other guys hope that theirs would compare.


Feel better now?

You know how to say the right things

There are 36C reasons as to why i'd never get upset with you

 

[vinylgroover]

Well I guess its all for the best. I have a pirate patch over my right eye and my left eye is only barely functional, oozing a constant stream of puss. People see my patch and start making fun of me, call me captain hook, redbeard the pirate and captain highlighter. Also I almost never smile and when I do I sport the ugliest grin imagineable. Half my teeth are missing, and the other half are yellow and brown and rotting from neglect.

I do treat women well, or at least I've never had a complaint. This may be due partially to the fact that they are either gagged or muzzled within minutes of making my aquantince. Usually I employ cloth or hemp bindings to detain my guests as I found that metal hand cuffs or shackels abraid the skin and cause excessive bleeding.

 

[jubei]

I know, I'm fucking beautiful.

 

[Deepsquat]

Physically: tall, muscular, chiseled features, nice strong jawline

Attitude: confident and cocky but NOT ARROGANT, wicked sense of humor, smart, kind, decent

A man who has not only "been somewhere" but who knows where he is going.

Damn I thought I was in line ...until I saw the words NOT ARROGANT


I always told my friends...the more I kept my mouth shut the more often I got laid ...If I spoke too much...sooner or later I would say something to piss her off!

When I first had a date with my wife ( we had arranged to meet at a bar 2 weeks before) she came walking down some stairs smiling at me ...I say to her , " I was just telling my friend here that my next goal was to fuck a girl with abs! And here you are ( she had a half shirt on ) Hows your ass lookin??
If that wouldn't get 99% of the male population kicked in the balls I don't know what would!

 

[PHATchik]

Well I guess its all for the best. I have a pirate patch over my right eye and my left eye is only barely functional, oozing a constant stream of puss. People see my patch and start making fun of me, call me captain hook, redbeard the pirate and captain highlighter. Also I almost never smile and when I do I sport the ugliest grin imagineable. Half my teeth are missing, and the other half are yellow and brown and rotting from neglect.

I do treat women well, or at least I've never had a complaint. This may be due partially to the fact that they are either gagged or muzzled within minutes of making my aquantince. Usually I employ cloth or hemp bindings to detain my guests as I found that metal hand cuffs or shackels abraid the skin and cause excessive bleeding.

I guess things just weren't meant to be for you and me then.

 

[PHATchik]

You know how to say the right things

There are 36C reasons as to why i'd never get upset with you

lol. It brings new meaning to "oh, let me count the ways..."

 

[b fold the truth]

Also, how he treats women and a sense of humor are major qualities that I look for. Plus, if he can put up with my stubborness, lol.

Gosh...who would have thought that she wanted perfection (and then some) all in one.

B True

 

[Ceebs]

You know there's probably a LOT of fat guys, and guys with glasses, and asian guys, and short guys who have WONDERFUL smiles and GORGEOUS eyes...

but get DENIED on a regular basis by stuck-up chicks at clubs "Oh hi. That's nice. I have to go back to my girlfriend..buh-bye..".

They might have wonderful smiles and gorgeous eyes, but they're also dumb if they expect the average "stuck up club chick" to give them a fair shake. I don't think any of the women posting in this thread fit that description.

(Just playing devil's advocate, nav. I know the dating scene's rough, and I'm infinitely grateful that I'm not subject to club mating rituals anymore. )

I actually wrote out a list of 30 things I love about my boyfriend, and emailed it to him as part of Steak & Blowjob Day last month. Reading it over, most of the qualities are mental, not physical...

 

[ANABOLICK1]

In the grand scheme of things, having a nice smile/eyes means nothing if you don't mentally connect with a woman. It's all about how you relate to them and how you make them feel.
Having a nice body just gives us a slight edge

 

[PHATchik]

Gosh...who would have thought that she wanted perfection (and then some) all in one.

B True

Who knew I was so picky? But you know what? I don't think I ask too much. I think that there really are men out there that are just like I described. Well, ok, the putting up with my stubborness might be a bit much to ask.