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Women, what attracts you to a man?

jubei

jubei

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What feature(s) will make you fall for a guy?
 
Well....

I am like the King when it comes to picking up women. I can pick up all 3 types: Small, Medium, and Big...Ulgy, Decent, or Hott as fucccck!!! I'll have to write my secrets down in a post when i get a chance. The question is not can i get that girl....it's how long will it take me to bed her!!! :FRlol: :FRlol: :FRlol: TO BE CONTINUED!!!
 
Women be honest is it looks, and if so what features. Hey Pam, guess what. I have eyes... 2 of them. Yeah you know girl. :)
 
dude

heres the secret.........treat the premiums like discounts and the discounts like premiums....cant miss
 
I see that logic.
 
VooDoo Lady said:
generally a bald head and muscles :D

oh and confidence and a sense of humor.
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Note to self: shave head and learn jokes.
 
ManOfArms said:
Girls want to get fucked by the finest guys they can get their hands on.
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I am in total agreement...I have had some absolute knockouts...hell look at my avatar ( my wife) and it has blown me away at the ## of them that couldn't believe that I was interested in them ( my wife included...but she persued me and made me fall in love with her) ....I can think of at least 10 occassions that I was in the middle of fucking a girl and she say " God I can't believe your here with me"..WTF She thin good looking and wants to fuck ...and I am going to turn it down????

Some women find me to be the best looking guy they ever saw ( when I would hear that I would ask how much they had had to drink) ...not that I think I am that fuckin hot...but I also know that with my irratating personallity ...that it had to be my looks ....because I have no game ...but when I see tham starring at me with there mouths hanging open....I know my lack of game it not going to stop me from getting pussy 9 times out of 10 .
Think I am lying or exadurating?? I am as irratating in real life as I am in this post
 
Damn where are all the female responses. Jesus Christ Deep squat I thought I was concieted and full of myself...well I am but nothing like you. At least your honest about how much you love yourself.
 
jubei said:
Damn where are all the female responses. Jesus Christ Deep squat I thought I was concieted and full of myself...well I am but nothing like you. At least your honest about how much you love yourself.
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LMAO:D

The fact there are no female responses, is a response in itself.
 
Physically what attracts me to a man is his smile. There's no one more gorgeous in the world to me than my boyfriend when he smiles - it seems real and genuine, and he smiles with his whole face, not just his mouth. It's what initially attracted me to him, and still turns my heart to mush even now. He has so many amazing qualities, but that smile'll be the death of me...
 
Physically: tall, muscular, chiseled features, nice strong jawline

Attitude: confident and cocky but NOT ARROGANT, wicked sense of humor, smart, kind, decent

A man who has not only "been somewhere" but who knows where he is going.
 
bikinimom said:
Physically: tall, muscular, chiseled features, nice strong jawline

Attitude: confident and cocky but NOT ARROGANT, wicked sense of humor, smart, kind, decent

A man who has not only "been somewhere" but who knows where he is going.
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I'm ticking them off one by one baby.......the only cross i registered was 'tall', but 8/9 ain't bad.
 
I'm with Ceebs a lot on this one. I love it when a guy smiles, not a fake one, but one that actually comes from them. It lights up their entire face, including their eyes. Plus, it makes me wonder what he might be thinking, which can be very sexy all by itself.

I also love eyes. Sometimes eyes can be so expressive, and I have known and do know guys that are quite capable of making me melt with just a look. :p

Also, how he treats women and a sense of humor are major qualities that I look for. Plus, if he can put up with my stubborness, lol.
 
Damn phatchick if thats you in your avatar I'll treat you really well eyes or no eyes.
 
PHATchik said:
I'm with Ceebs a lot on this one. I love it when a guy smiles, not a fake one, but one that actually comes from them. It lights up their entire face, including their eyes. Plus, it makes me wonder what he might be thinking, which can be very sexy all by itself.

I also love eyes. Sometimes eyes can be so expressive, and I have known and do know guys that are quite capable of making me melt with just a look. :p

Also, how he treats women and a sense of humor are major qualities that I look for. Plus, if he can put up with my stubborness, lol.
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oops......i thought the pic of my ass would do the trick......obviously not:mommakin:
 
vinylgroover said:


oops......i thought the pic of my ass would do the trick......obviously not:mommakin:
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Baby, I had to leave ass off of my list because after seeing yours, I didn't think it was fair to give the other guys hope that theirs would compare. :p


Feel better now? ;)
 
Well I guess its all for the best. I have a pirate patch over my right eye and my left eye is only barely functional, oozing a constant stream of puss. People see my patch and start making fun of me, call me captain hook, redbeard the pirate and captain highlighter. Also I almost never smile and when I do I sport the ugliest grin imagineable. Half my teeth are missing, and the other half are yellow and brown and rotting from neglect.

I do treat women well, or at least I've never had a complaint. This may be due partially to the fact that they are either gagged or muzzled within minutes of making my aquantince. Usually I employ cloth or hemp bindings to detain my guests as I found that metal hand cuffs or shackels abraid the skin and cause excessive bleeding.
 
jubei said:
Well I guess its all for the best. I have a pirate patch over my right eye and my left eye is only barely functional, oozing a constant stream of puss. People see my patch and start making fun of me, call me captain hook, redbeard the pirate and captain highlighter. Also I almost never smile and when I do I sport the ugliest grin imagineable. Half my teeth are missing, and the other half are yellow and brown and rotting from neglect.

I do treat women well, or at least I've never had a complaint. This may be due partially to the fact that they are either gagged or muzzled within minutes of making my aquantince. Usually I employ cloth or hemp bindings to detain my guests as I found that metal hand cuffs or shackels abraid the skin and cause excessive bleeding.
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I can see where that big ego of your's comes from :)
 
PHATchik said:


Baby, I had to leave ass off of my list because after seeing yours, I didn't think it was fair to give the other guys hope that theirs would compare. :p


Feel better now? ;)
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You know how to say the right things:D

There are 36C reasons as to why i'd never get upset with you;)
 
jubei said:
Well I guess its all for the best. I have a pirate patch over my right eye and my left eye is only barely functional, oozing a constant stream of puss. People see my patch and start making fun of me, call me captain hook, redbeard the pirate and captain highlighter. Also I almost never smile and when I do I sport the ugliest grin imagineable. Half my teeth are missing, and the other half are yellow and brown and rotting from neglect.

I do treat women well, or at least I've never had a complaint. This may be due partially to the fact that they are either gagged or muzzled within minutes of making my aquantince. Usually I employ cloth or hemp bindings to detain my guests as I found that metal hand cuffs or shackels abraid the skin and cause excessive bleeding.
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:lmao:
 
I know, I'm fucking beautiful.
 
bikinimom said:
Physically: tall, muscular, chiseled features, nice strong jawline

Attitude: confident and cocky but NOT ARROGANT, wicked sense of humor, smart, kind, decent

A man who has not only "been somewhere" but who knows where he is going.
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Damn I thought I was in line ...until I saw the words NOT ARROGANT :D


I always told my friends...the more I kept my mouth shut the more often I got laid ...If I spoke too much...sooner or later I would say something to piss her off!

When I first had a date with my wife ( we had arranged to meet at a bar 2 weeks before) she came walking down some stairs smiling at me ...I say to her , " I was just telling my friend here that my next goal was to fuck a girl with abs! And here you are ( she had a half shirt on ) Hows your ass lookin??
If that wouldn't get 99% of the male population kicked in the balls I don't know what would!
 
jubei said:
Well I guess its all for the best. I have a pirate patch over my right eye and my left eye is only barely functional, oozing a constant stream of puss. People see my patch and start making fun of me, call me captain hook, redbeard the pirate and captain highlighter. Also I almost never smile and when I do I sport the ugliest grin imagineable. Half my teeth are missing, and the other half are yellow and brown and rotting from neglect.

I do treat women well, or at least I've never had a complaint. This may be due partially to the fact that they are either gagged or muzzled within minutes of making my aquantince. Usually I employ cloth or hemp bindings to detain my guests as I found that metal hand cuffs or shackels abraid the skin and cause excessive bleeding.
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:lmao: I guess things just weren't meant to be for you and me then.
 
vinylgroover said:


You know how to say the right things:D

There are 36C reasons as to why i'd never get upset with you;)
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lol. It brings new meaning to "oh, let me count the ways..." :lmao:
 
PHATchik said:

Also, how he treats women and a sense of humor are major qualities that I look for. Plus, if he can put up with my stubborness, lol.
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Gosh...who would have thought that she wanted perfection (and then some) all in one. ;)

B True
 
supernav said:
You know there's probably a LOT of fat guys, and guys with glasses, and asian guys, and short guys who have WONDERFUL smiles and GORGEOUS eyes...

but get DENIED on a regular basis by stuck-up chicks at clubs "Oh hi. That's nice. I have to go back to my girlfriend..buh-bye..".
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They might have wonderful smiles and gorgeous eyes, but they're also dumb if they expect the average "stuck up club chick" to give them a fair shake. I don't think any of the women posting in this thread fit that description.

(Just playing devil's advocate, nav. I know the dating scene's rough, and I'm infinitely grateful that I'm not subject to club mating rituals anymore. :) )

I actually wrote out a list of 30 things I love about my boyfriend, and emailed it to him as part of Steak & Blowjob Day last month. Reading it over, most of the qualities are mental, not physical...
 
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In the grand scheme of things, having a nice smile/eyes means nothing if you don't mentally connect with a woman. It's all about how you relate to them and how you make them feel.
Having a nice body just gives us a slight edge:)
 
b fold the truth said:


Gosh...who would have thought that she wanted perfection (and then some) all in one. ;)

B True
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Who knew I was so picky? But you know what? I don't think I ask too much. I think that there really are men out there that are just like I described. Well, ok, the putting up with my stubborness might be a bit much to ask. ;)
 
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