wife won't have sex

[The Shadow]

LOL @ Dreadbabe!!

 

[WODIN]

It does not top the "WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SEA CREATURE" Threads...

 

[§äñît¥ Pôí§ðñ]

true.... i wont argue that

 

[smallmovesal]

ok but what is everyone's favourite insect??

 

[Frackal]

hahaha "i bet you'd like to fuck a giant squid huh theron"

 

[enrage]

Dude are you serious? That totally sucks. look i've been with my girl for 5 years and we still screw like rabbits. I think my extensive knowledge of Kama Sutra has helped contribute to that. YOu need to go to the bookstore or read some articles on Kama Sutra. Thats the key to unlocking the mysterious "doors" of the female orgasm.
Learn a couple of novice moves and see what she likes. Your bound to find a postion that drives her mad. Believe me once you start getting all the moves down, she eventually start beggin you for some

Good luck

 

[the nature boy]

I thought I would try and surprise her one night and bought her some sexy lingerie, but she won't wear it. She goes to bed in some type of body suit with no openings....so I can't even try to get into it. It is kinda weird. She never has time for me, I always try to do nice things for her, but she had to work late all the time and go on all her out of town work trips with Kevin, her co-worker. He is pretty nice. You women would love him, he looks like the Calvin Klein ads guy.
But, I don't worry about her being gone.....I know she has to work to bring home half our income, and Kevin is always with her, so I don't have to worry about her getting mugged or anything........
Anyways, guess I will hope for the best and maybe I will have sex soon.

This thread is like a train wreck, I have to keep looking.

I think this is a joke. Think about it...

she's been with 12 guys
they've been together for over 5 years
she's hanging out with a Calvin Klein looking guy.
She works late all the time.

Give me a fucking break.

 

[Gonnabebig]

I do not understand. What is so funny about my problem? I don't think it is funny at all. I am thinking we need to go have counseling.

 

[THeMaCHinE]

It was believable until the Calvin Klein thing... too far too fast... should have stretched it out more... pretty good though

 

[enrage]

on second thought, divorce her. Sounds like she's cheating on you