wife won't have sex

[Natymike]

I thought I would try and surprise her one night and bought her some sexy lingerie, but she won't wear it. She goes to bed in some type of body suit with no openings....so I can't even try to get into it. It is kinda weird. She never has time for me, I always try to do nice things for her, but she had to work late all the time and go on all her out of town work trips with Kevin, her co-worker. He is pretty nice. You women would love him, he looks like the Calvin Klein ads guy.
But, I don't worry about her being gone.....I know she has to work to bring home half our income, and Kevin is always with her, so I don't have to worry about her getting mugged or anything........
Anyways, guess I will hope for the best and maybe I will have sex soon.

BBBBBWWWAHAHAH!!!!!!!

"body suit"

I agree, that you should of stretched the joke out more, the Calivin Klein thing was way too early, but the body suit thing had me rolling on the floor.

 

[Arkan]

She sounds like a lovely wife, dont worry bro everything will be fine

 

[KAYNE]

She sounds like a lovely wife, dont worry bro everything will be fine

I HOPE YOU ARE JOKING, THIS WHOLE F/N THREAD IS A JOKE!!!


KAYNE

 

[Kryp2o]

She is defective . . . check your warranty and call for a return authorization number.

 

[Kryp2o]

Ohhhh.........ok...I see what the joke is. You think becasue she works with some good looking guy she is cheating on me. I do not think tht is the case at all. I mean when we got married she made her vows to me. I do not think she would break them.

ROTFLMAO !!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!

 

[vixenbabe]

Who wants to bet me that he's NOT getting laid right now?

I got $500.00 says he's watching t.v and the wife is working overtime......

 

[Kryp2o]

Who wants to bet me that he's NOT getting laid right now?

I got $500.00 says he's watching t.v and the wife is working overtime......

Does that include or not include his five finger date?

 

[vixenbabe]

No, it does NOT include any" hand jive" the poor bastard be needing to do.....

 

[USABlackBear]

Ever see Springer when the chick admits to her boyfriend of six months that she is really a guy and you're thinking "how the fuck did the he/she pull that off?" Well, thats how. I say kick him in the balls.

 

[pornst@r]

LIke Grandma used to say ,if you aint gettin it somebody else is