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Why Jason Statham Should Replace Vin Diesel....

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...as the "next big action star."

1) Acting ability.

Compare the quality of acting in "Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels" and "Snatch" to the wooden dialogue spouted in "The Fast and the Furious," "XXX," and "Pitch Black."

(Yes, Vin Diesel did appear in "Saving Private Ryan" and "Boiler Room," both of which were extremely good movies, but they were not "his" movies so to speak.)

2) Physical ability.

Ok, Diesel outweighs Statham by probably 10 pounds, but it is not fair to Diesel to compare the two in terms of physical abilities. Statham is an Olympic caliber athlete (which is probably why he competed in the 1986 Olympics). He has an extensive background in boxing as well as martial arts. Watch "The Transporter" and keep in mind that, like Jackie Chan, Statham insists on doing all of his own stunts and did not have the luxury of wires during his fight scenes.

3) Screen charisma.

So far, the majority of women I have asked have said they would prefer Statham over Diesel any day of the week when it comes to looks. To be fair, both Diesel and Statham have proven that they can hold a movie on their own, however anyone who compares the movies of the two can no doubt claim that Statham is more entertaining to watch.

Do the film industry a favor and support Statham's movies.



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Vin Diesel is awful as an actor. He has a gruesome head, hideous smile and his voice can peel paint. He built his anthill reputation in Hollywood with films like XXX, FNF, Pitch Black, which basically would have done well with anyone in the role since only testosterone lacking teenagers are the ones who go see this shit.

Saving Private Ryan and Boiler Room are exceptions, but let's be factual. What exactly did he do in Saving Private Ryan beside spout a few lines of dialog and get shot? His role didn't mean shit. War humor and dialog are not original. Throwing out one liners is the norm.

Also, his tough guy act simply doesn't fool anyone. I don't care if he were some kind of bouncer. He doesn't project toughness. Hell Pierce Bronson appears tougher than he.
 
He has nothing to make me jealous. He may make millions for his brain dead movies but that don't impress me none. Martin Lawrence makes in the same range, but that ain't saying much. Hell, 45 minutes a night keeps me with access to millions anyway (through my BF).

So what's that leave?
 
He has nothing to make me jealous. He may make millions for his brain dead movies but that don't impress me none. Martin Lawrence makes in the same range, but that ain't saying much. Hell, 45 minutes a night keeps me with access to millions anyway (through my BF).

So what's that leave?

I am built 3X better than he is, I bet I can kick his ass from one end of Christopher Street to the next, and there ain't a female alive I can't walk into a room and steal off his arm.

Hell, I better get myself a Hollywood agent.
 
AAp, i have come to a realization. If we met, we would either get along really well and be buds, or i would impale you with something. I think it would depend on the situation. You remind me of myself only older, gay, and more worldly. I think the last one has to do with the age factor.
 
He has nothing to make me jealous. He may make millions for his brain dead movies but that don't impress me none. Martin Lawrence makes in the same range, but that ain't saying much. Hell, 45 minutes a night keeps me with access to millions anyway (through my BF).

So what's that leave?

I am built 3X better than he is, I bet I can kick his ass from one end of Christopher Street to the next, and there ain't a female alive I can't walk into a room and steal off his arm.

Hell, I better get myself a Hollywood agent.
 
JohnyJuice said:
AAp, i have come to a realization. If we met, we would either get along really well and be buds, or i would impale you with something. I think it would depend on the situation. You remind me of myself only older, gay, and more worldly. I think the last one has to do with the age factor.

Dude, I am only 28.
 
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