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Why isn't this chick touching my penis?

fistfullofsteel

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I met yet another girl last night and we went back to my friends house and I took her downstairs....... but she wouldn't have sex with me. I'm totally cool with that, in a way I like it because I like this girl. I was kissing her alot and I could tell she was totally into me. She is beautiful and very different than other girls I meet. I was very drunk and was being a cocky son of a bitch so maybe that's why she didn't respond back. She also might not be responding back because while I look like some abercrombie looking guy, she's this tatted up rocker chick.
So you guys think I should give her call? Should I say I'm sorry for being a cocky prick? The thing is is that even though I acted that way it didn't faze her at all, I could tell she was totally into me and that I could say anything and it would be ok.
At one point I was telling that we should take her clothes off and I even said that pathetic, " I know you wanna do it too".
She called me a creep after I said that....... but then we started making out, lol. She is both a photographer and a DJ, she gave me her card and it has her e-mail on it. Maybe I should e-mail this chick? IDK

I know it's small but it's not that small :whatever:
 
You and lartinos should myspace each other to figure this shit out
 
You don't seem like a very original guy, so I'm guessing that's what it is.
 
Yeah, call her and "apologize." You'll get laid for sure.
 
this parody could've been really good if you took the time to rewrite the post and put your own FFOS spin on it
 
so this repost is to hint .. small penis might be the issue eh? lolol
 
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