Why don't women find men in speedos attractive?

[Daisy_Girl]

When I think speedo, I think old, fat hairy man. It is usually the guy IN the speedo we don't like!

 

[KAYNE]

how did i know Kayne would respond to this thread

I remember when i first joined EF and i made my first speedo thread, i got a long karma message which basically said i was a fag. It was in the days when karma was unsigned.........but the message was in all caps I forgive you though, LOL

WASNT ME MAN....I HAVE NVR GIVEN OUT UNSIGNED KARMA. EVER.

I DO REMEMBER GETTING SOME UNSIGNED RED ALONG WITH A NICE LITTLE MESSAGE ON A POST THAT I REPLIED TO YOU. I FORGIVE YOU THOUGH.



KAYNE

 

[KnoXville]

Bathing suits as a whole are just way to constricting, if Jesus wanted us to frolic around in water waders he would have made it so naturally. Nowadays I just use body paint to create the appearance of a bathing suit, its much more free and open. The only problem is when the paint comes off in the pool, then I'm just back to looking like the village pervert once again.

 

[XBiker]

B/C SPEEDOS ARE FUCKING HOMOSEXUAL. I DONT CARE WHAT ANY GUY OR GIRL ON THIS JOINT SAYS......IF YOU ARE WEARING SPEEDOS AND YOU ARE A GUY....YOU ARE FUCKING GAY. END OF STORY.




KAYNE

I concur with you 100% (that means agree with).

The only exception to this rule is for competitive swimmers. The low coefficient of drag in the water is why they don't mind the fag look.

 

[HULKSTER]

I'M NOT SAYING THAT ONLY PEOPLE WHO WEAR THEM ARE GAY B/C LOTS OF PEOPLE WHO DONT WEAR THEM ARE DEFINITELY GAY I.E....AAP AND RICHARD SIMMONS.

HOWEVER, EVERYONE WHO WEARS THEM IS GAY.




KAYNE

KAYNE, I was agreeing with what you originally said. Any guy who wears speedos is a man tunnel just showing off his "money shot" to guys like AAP and oxyandrin. But I must say that the "gayest" thing I've seen with speedos is the guys who obviously stuffed a sock down their crotch, and then wear speedos to make it really stick out. You all know who I'm talking about....the fags you see wearing speedos while riding their bikes in the park, and then just as a guy goes into the public bathroom, the fag bike rider follows that person into the bathroom to help him "freshen up".

 

[vinylgroover]

WASNT ME MAN....I HAVE NVR GIVEN OUT UNSIGNED KARMA. EVER.

I DO REMEMBER GETTING SOME UNSIGNED RED ALONG WITH A NICE LITTLE MESSAGE ON A POST THAT I REPLIED TO YOU. I FORGIVE YOU THOUGH.



KAYNE

haha, that wasn't me. I remember it was a race thread. I sent you a PM telling you it wasn't me. I got hit with red that same thread, yet we disagreed wit each other on the topic.

 

[KAYNE]

haha, that wasn't me. I remember it was a race thread. I sent you a PM telling you it wasn't me. I got hit with red that same thread, yet we disagreed wit each other on the topic.

YEP, IT WAS RACE THREAD. LOL. I WASNT IN THE BIDNESS OF SENDING UNSIGNED KARMA THOUGH. THAT WAS MOSTLY CAPT. INSANO'S STUPID ASS.



KAYNE

 

[DUSTY]

you mean if i wear speedos then i'm one happy fellow? too bad that my life sucks!

 

[grlpwrd]

When I think speedo, I think old, fat hairy man. It is usually the guy IN the speedo we don't like!

I see this in Florida all the time...

Maybe that's why women find it so revolting.. the image of the Speedo has been corrupted by old, fat hairy men. LOL

 

[Puddles]

It depends on who's wearing it. Someone like Vinylgroover would look fine, but hairy old fat men in FL need to give it up already. I like to see guys with a nice ass show it off, speedos do it well! But rules should apply to who wears a speedo, just like rules should apply to women wearing bikini's...just take an honest look in the mirror, if you look bad, find something else to wear! I wear a one piece.

Same thing goes for muscle t-shirts (wife beaters). If you don't have the body to look good in one, please leave it at home!