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Who has the nicest scrotum on Elite?

Nathan

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Well, we all knew Testosterone Boy was going to get to it sooner or later. I for one could not deal with the anticipation any longer and have decided to take the matter into my own hands (and by that I am not refering to the scrotum or any scrotum for that matter besides my own, which is coincidentally in my hands as I type this).
 
Mine's shaved and smooth and it has the honor of being the only scrotum that I like to cradle and coddle. :D
 
casavant said:
Mine's shaved and smooth and it has the honor of being the only scrotum that I like to cradle and coddle. :D
same here, but mine looks kinda dull with the piercings gone.






i would perfer to have someone else's hands on mine, though.
 
rnch said:
same here, but mine looks kinda dull with the piercings gone.






i would perfer to have someone else's hands on mine, though.

Yeah, I'd like to have a chiquita cradling mine but I've just about forgotten what that feels like which I guess is just as well.
 
casavant said:


Yeah, I'd like to have a chiquita cradling mine but I've just about forgotten what that feels like which I guess is just as well.
hard to believe that a man of your size (no pun intended) gets no chiquita offers when bouncing?
 
rnch said:
hard to believe that a man of your size (no pun intended) gets no chiquita offers when bouncing?

Yeah. LOL. If you could see where I bounce and all the flirting I do and the chicks that are definitely acting "friendly", you'd slap me. It's my own fault for not getting laid. I just like to bitch about it all the time for shits and giggles. :D
 
some of us have standards.


then again, some of us believe the immortal song lyrics of willie nelson: "the girls all get prettier at closing time":p
 
100 or so random yahoo addresses would have to agree that mine is the best.

maybe I'll start sending them out to random mindspring e-mail addresses next. just have to make sure I don't get my mom accidentally.
 
Originally posted by HappyScrappy
100 or so random yahoo addresses would have to agree that mine is the best.

Post a pic.

maybe I'll start sending them out to random mindspring e-mail addresses next. just have to make sure I don't get my mom accidentally.

So....Your mom would recognize a pic of your scrotum?
I would assume the last time she saw it, it was...smaller...if that's possible.
 
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