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Where is the most unusual place you have masturbated?

yup...tanning bed is where its at...

I've also done it while deer hunting in below zero weather in my deer hunting stand..
 
carwash my ass

i call bullshit on that one, puddles. cell phones don't work in carwashes (neither does your car radio).

i can't remember the last time i went into a tanning bed and DIDN'T jack off. there's always hot girls either waiting to tan or working there and it just gets me all worked up.
 
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nadr7891 said:
i call bullshit on that one, puddles. cell phones don't work in carwashes (neither does your car radio).

i can't remember the last time i went into a tanning bed and DIDN'T jack off. there's always hot girls either waiting to tan or working there and it just gets me all worked up.
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PM me your number and I'll call ya next time I'm in one. I've never had a problem talking in the car wash. :) I'll let it go through the wash cycle and to the blower so you know I'm really there.

And, my car's radio works just fine as well.
 
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nadr7891 said:
i call bullshit on that one, puddles. cell phones don't work in carwashes (neither does your car radio).

i can't remember the last time i went into a tanning bed and DIDN'T jack off. there's always hot girls either waiting to tan or working there and it just gets me all worked up.
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Only if the car wash is located in a desert....
 
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MrsPuddlesFL said:


PM me your number and I'll call ya next time I'm in one. I've never had a problem talking in the car wash. :) I'll let it go through the wash cycle and to the blower so you know I'm really there.

And, my car's radio works just fine as well.
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I call bullshit as well.

Call me.



:p
 
my buddy says at the school computer lab to porn at 3 am

also in the Chysler bldg

in bed with his mom
 
In a urinal at the dorm of the university i go to...something about having to do it as quickly as possible b/c there are only 2 urinals on the whole floor....
 
one time i was watching porn over my grandparents house (they were asleep, it was late at night and hbo red shoe diaries was on). i got so horney i snuck into their room and i grabbed a condom ( i know where they keep them). then i crawled under their bed and humped the floor until i busted a nut in the condom, i kept my cool though, i took the condom off and threw it in teh trash and snuk out and they didn't even know what i had just done.
 
I call psycho on that. Can you call psycho on here? If you can, I do. Also on the guy who jerked off in bed with his mom. There is some really freaky Jerry Springer stuff on here.
 
big pumper said:
one time i was watching porn over my grandparents house (they were asleep, it was late at night and hbo red shoe diaries was on). i got so horney i snuck into their room and i grabbed a condom ( i know where they keep them). then i crawled under their bed and humped the floor until i busted a nut in the condom, i kept my cool though, i took the condom off and threw it in teh trash and snuk out and they didn't even know what i had just done.
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hahaha I jerked off while sleeping in the same room with my parents last night. I hope they didn't notice. Although every time i do it, the whole bed shakes like a mother
 
CCCP said:


hahaha I jerked off while sleeping in the same room with my parents last night. I hope they didn't notice. Although every time i do it, the whole bed shakes like a mother
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same room as your parents? what do u guys share a bed room or was it at a hotel? please say hotel
 
"Where is the most unusual place you have masturbated?"

the car, in the traffix jam.

on test, really horny, could wank ANYWHERE ;)
 
I have done it in a car.
Did it while sleeping next to my girl, she was sick. Did a really slow stoke, the shit was out of this world.
Did last night after comming home from the gym. Dick is always hard from training. :spatts: :spatts: :sperm: :sperm: :sperm:
 
I did it in a psychology class at the university I graduated from.

Probably 120 people in that auditorium. 5 incredibly sexy girls sitting behind me.

Cock down leg, out of the right side of my shorts - sploooged all over the carpet below.

How those girls didn't smell my cum and make a scene is beyond me. Was i INSANE???
 
Bunkka said:
I did it in a psychology class at the university I graduated from.

Probably 120 people in that auditorium. 5 incredibly sexy girls sitting behind me.

Cock down leg, out of the right side of my shorts - sploooged all over the carpet below.

How those girls didn't smell my cum and make a scene is beyond me. Was i INSANE???
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that is fucking awsome KARMA TO YOU PIMP :king:
 
Is that why they want you to clean the tanning bed BEFORE and AFTER you use it? I always wonder why men come out of them smiling......
 
I jerked off in a construction port-a-potty on the side of a busy boulevard. The best sex ever...
 
I use to go with my grandpa in his transport truck and he was stuck in customs for like 3 hrs and I jerked off like 4 times,I was 13 at the time and could go forever
 
Well I have def done it at just about every job Ihave ever had.. Other than that.. Would have to be on express bus after work
 
I had to pull over and beat it in my car on the side of the road once...I have totally spanked it in the tanning salon plenty of times...lets see where else....hmmm in a sleeping car on a train from Barcelona to Madrid- I was on the bottom bunk and someone was on the top bunk...a long time ago when I was joining the army and I was waiting to take the ASVAB I stayed in a hotel with another recruit- there were 2 beds and I woke upt because THE OTHER GUY was beating off and his bed was shaking and he was grunting and shit and I thought that was weird...I once beat off after I had been mountain biking all day and I had taken a break to eat my lunch by a pond int he middle of no where and pecker to the wind I just went at it....
 
Tanning bed is a given......I would say work bathroom for the strangest and favorite place has been sitting in a chair acrossed from a guy while he watched the whole thing and was not allowed to touch me or himself while I got myself off!!!!
 
Gymgurl said:
Tanning bed is a given......I would say work bathroom for the strangest and favorite place has been sitting in a chair acrossed from a guy while he watched the whole thing and was not allowed to touch me or himself while I got myself off!!!!
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You are so hot!!!
 
Airplane bathroom, work after hours, those are all predictable...

i like the tanning bed one though...have to try that...
 
Never tried the airplane bathroom. I feel as though the whole time the planes going to drop out of the sky so I guess I never really get into the mood.. LOL
 
One of my ex's just loved getting fucked on daddy's bed when he was away. Well anyways after a hard night of fucking, next morning she left for work and I figured what the hell, jerked off and blew my load all over his sheets. I figured I'd leave my mark... her dad was a real prick.
 
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